May 9th

A bad bitch with a fat ass and pretty face birthday! Best personality always t’d df up

Lul boy: “When’s your birthday?”
Bad bitch: “May 9th”
Lul boy: “Oh that’s why you a bad bitch with the fatty”

by Thiccbihfr September 7, 2020

James May

When something or someone is so bad at driving that they somehow manage to stay completely still to the molecular level

Aaron: *pussies out halfway through a powerslide*
Chaz: OMFG, Aaron you are such a James May

by gopnik1163 July 2, 2023

21st May

That's when legends were born to be stubborn. <3

Some1: When's your b-day?
Me: It's on 21st May
Some1: Ohh gosh you're so stubborn

by cringe.af November 22, 2021

20th May

The rare people born on this day are the ones we want to rule the world. They are being defined of having the behavior of true kings (or queens). Pure, humble, charismatic, polite, they inspire us to be better. And if you’re very close to them, they will to everything to help you and have a childish sense of humor that will make you laugh your lungs off. But even tho they’re extremely attractive, as surprising as it may seems, they struggle a lot to be in a serious and passionate relationship, sometimes because they don’t want to, or they’re scared to hurt someone. Awwww :(

20th may is the day of Taurus in astrology

by Meaningman November 22, 2021

20th May

The rare people born on this day are the ones we want to rule the world. They are being defined of having the behavior of true kings (or queens). Pure, humble, charismatic, polite, they inspire us to be better. And if you’re very close to them, they will to everything to help you and have a childish sense of humor that will make you laugh your lungs off. But even tho they’re extremely attractive, as surprising as it may seems, they struggle a lot to be in a serious and passionate relationship, sometimes because they don’t want to, or they’re scared to hurt someone. Awwww :(

In astrology, 20th May is the day of Taurus

by Meaningman November 22, 2021

May 2

the day the most silliest fool was born, the most rediculous clown known to man graced this earth on this day

today is may 2, let us rejoice in a moment of tomfoolery for the anniversary of the birth of the master of clown-foolery

by i am in your walls November 21, 2021

Lilly-May

Someone that anyone can love if their heart is in the right place.
Someone beautiful, talented and funny
Someone who doesn’t think highly of themselve

Lilly-May is someone you want to spend the rest of your life with and if there’s an afterlife, until the end of time

Lilly-May is the most amazing girl ever

by Someone who loves you… <3 November 21, 2021