asylum wife

Crazy ahh girlfriend.

Can't get a break cause of my asylum wife.

by asylumhusband May 31, 2024

hag wife

hag wife is when you are "past" the struggle and just want to chill hard and eat pizza.

I was going to go out on Friday night, but realised I was a hag wife

by CGnotes March 22, 2025

Trad wife

A woman who lives a traditional lifestyle in which the man or husband is the provider and protector, and the woman or wife is responsible for maintaining the household, and raising their children.

Sometimes used as a slur for a woman who is anti-feminist, or does not ascribe to the "boss babe" mentality.

Lacey stopped hanging out with us every weekend. She has totally become a trad wife.

by I'm your master. Deal with it. July 26, 2024

Wife’s Gambit

Where a wife has to choose between giving a blowjob or having anal sex.

Last night I was faced with the wife’s gambit with my aggressive husband.

by chickenboy June 7, 2021

i miss my wife, tails

something that someone says to the remaining people in the room .3 seconds after their best friend or significant other leaves

person 1: bye guys
5 seconds pass
person 2: i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot

by shampoo_bitch November 1, 2023

Evie my fav wife

THE BEST PERSON YOULL EVER KNOW. She has the best style and music taste and always knows exactly what to say. Every time you’ll see her you’ll want to have her whole wardrobe. I WAS HAPPY WHEN SHE AGREED TO MARRY ME AND WE HAD OUR FIRST DAUGHTER EMERSON. We make more great memories everyday with our daughter slim shady. <3

Evie my fav wife is so pretty

by GA1029384756 February 25, 2023

renjuns wife

Renjuns wife is the second most prettiest person in the world (the first being Renjun of course!). She is talented and really nice to everyone. Renjuns wife is very artistic and creative. She is someone you would be jealous of.

Wow Renjuns wife is so amazing and pretty!
You’re so talented just like Renjuns wife!

by renjunnieyellow November 23, 2021