Jane: I like real men
Lize: Real men???
Jane: Man who eat orange. It's easy to pleasure a man but only real men are able to satisfy women, that's why Boys who always think about only their own pleasure are not men enough & Girls also feel superior by giving bj are not women enough. Men can hump a pole.
Lize: damn... Now I need a real man. I tired of losers.
Lize: Real men???
Jane: Man who eat orange. It's easy to pleasure a man but only real men are able to satisfy women, that's why Boys who always think about only their own pleasure are not men enough & Girls also feel superior by giving bj are not women enough. Men can hump a pole.
Lize: damn... Now I need a real man. I tired of losers.
by Keshali November 23, 2020
Get the Man who eat orangemug. In a group of people, when a part of the group smokes weed and they have any kind of food, they don’t have to share it with the other part of the group, which didn’t smoke any weed, as they won’t have munchies caused by the weed.
Harold: Yo give me some of them Fruit Pastilles.
John: Nah fam. Got munchies innit.
Derrek: Exactly. Give it to the ones who smoked.
John: Nah fam. Got munchies innit.
Derrek: Exactly. Give it to the ones who smoked.
by YourJewishSaviour April 14, 2019
Get the Give It To The Ones Who Smokedmug. Someone who remembers drinking Osmanthus wine with Zhongli. As Zhongli is over 6000 years old, the only one currently alive who shares the memory is Venti. But Zhongli refuses to accept that, because Venti is a drunkard (despite the fact that Zhongli keeps talking about Osmanthus wine)
Zhongli: Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember. But where are those who share the memory?
Venti: I'm right here!
Zhongli: Not you.
Venti: I'm right here!
Zhongli: Not you.
by zhonglis left ass November 30, 2022
Get the those who share the memorymug. a girl you have sexual relations with on occasion. She's not your girlfriend, not exclusive. When introducing her to your buddies you say shes a friend who happens to be a girl. Your buddies know you can still hang out just the same as at it always was.
by Phil My Pockets July 29, 2016
Get the friend who happens to be a girlmug. by I state straight facts February 9, 2021
Get the who loves jeremy moremug. The man who fucked the monkey which gave us aids. Someone who represents the pinnacle of human crapulence. A term reserved for the most joyless wastes of protoplasm that shit all over the earth, sell us the bucket and order us to clean it up.
So Mr Cameron, we have chronic inner city decay, one million children being brought up in abusive homes and young men coming back from Afghanistan in bits. What do you plan to do about it?
Tax cuts for the rich.
You are the man who fucked the monkey which gave us aids
Tax cuts for the rich.
You are the man who fucked the monkey which gave us aids
by DocFlox March 22, 2010
Get the the man who fucked the monkeymug. Refers to a person in a relationship who doesn't "put out." Typically it is a woman who does not want to have sex even in a committed relationship, but it can also refer to a guy not pleasing his woman or not committed to the relationship.
Dude: Man, my girl totally refuses to have sex with me.
Dude's Friend: Well we know who wears the chastity belt in the relationship!
Dude's Friend: Well we know who wears the chastity belt in the relationship!
by XonyMudd July 24, 2010
Get the who wears the chastity beltmug.