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jesus didn't take the wheel

1) the term someone uses when something bad happens
2) what you say after you crashed your car
1) cordelia, "omg why is there a g-string on your roof?"
akmed,"lets just say that jesus didn't take the wheel."

2)officer,"sir how did the crash happen?"
randum guy,"jesus didn't take the weel."
by boodylishous chick November 22, 2010
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ziz wheel

slang term for a woman's vagina first thing in the morning
Damn girl! take a shower, I can smell your ziz wheel
by eygofuckyourself September 30, 2008
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steel wheel

One of many slang terms referencing steel reserve. Also known as a wheel.
Friend1: "Yo Steve, how many steel wheel's you want for the Skins game this week"
Steve: "Its a night game, better make it two"
by Rondel September 14, 2008
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The Wheelbarrow

The sexual position in which the woman gets on her hands and you litterly walk around like shes a wheelbarrow while having sex with her
Melanie: oh yeah...and then we did the wheelbarrow!

Ryan: You are such a whore.
by Ryan Gerstner April 2, 2006
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Jesus take the wheel

This is for all the religious fanatics who, when finding themselves in a tough situation, have a tendency to let a swear word or to slip. This phrase helps when tempted to do wrong.
Person 1: Did you really just crash the car?!?
Person 2: Yeah...
Person 1: Ohhhhh myyyy gJesus take the wheel!!!!!!!!!!!
by hutillymonopumtolarodo April 24, 2009
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Wheel of Fortune

A sex game in which a naked woman sits in a rotatable chair, surrounded by anywhere from three to six men. The chair and the woman are spun and who ever she is facing when the chair stops gets to fuck her. This is very similar to spin the bottle, but with only one person in the middle.
Matt, Cody, and Timmy had an awesome time playing wheel of fortune last night with Sarah.
by Blake69 November 5, 2008
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the wheel barrol

a sexual positon in which the partners are ingaged in the position such as the one in a wheel barrol race where the man inserts his penis the womans anus.
I finally used the wheel barrol with Kathy last night.
by rich n July 7, 2003
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