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Two Weeks

Donald Trump announced it will be infrastructure week in two weeks.

Donald Trump said the Epstein Files would be released in two weeks.
by Trumped Up June 30, 2025
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.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.
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80 hours a week

Hym "80 hours a week. Every other week. For YEARS I was working while theory crafting AI. Almost lost everything I own twice. I'm not letting these fucks take this from me and if my politicians and judges ARE... Then THEY are the problem in society. Not me. I've been working since I was 15. And I've been getting harassed in the workplace in a manor that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia since I was 19. ALL THAT TIME... These cocksuckers have been filling their pockets with a 3rd of my paycheck every 2 weeks and now these motherfuckers what to IGNORE ME AND GO ON VACATION UNTIL SEPTEMBER!? WHO THE FUCK DO THESE ASSHOLES THINK THEY ARE!?"
by Hym Iam July 31, 2025
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Jake Duffy Week

Jake Duffy Week starts the second Monday in August and goes until Sunday
Hey guys it’s Jake Duffy Week, let’s drink!
by Dbxoebfic August 11, 2025
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Ark Week

Een week waarbij Ark Survival Evolved full time gespeeld wordt.
Ik heb echt zin in ark week!
by Mr Ark Week October 1, 2025
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Ark Week

A week fully dedicated to playing ARK: Survival Ascended (or ARK: Survival Evolved for the OGs). During Ark Week, players drop all real-life responsibilities — sleep, hygiene, and social contact — to grind, tame, build, and survive like true dino addicts.

Some players live by the sacred motto: “Every week is Ark Week.”
“Bro, I can’t hang out this weekend — it’s Ark Week. Gotta finish my Tek base before the wipe.”
by ElkeWeekArkWeek October 19, 2025
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