Wanker-
Prolly you tbh
Someone who is a dickhead and masturbates every hour
they prolly are an incel
Prolly you tbh
Someone who is a dickhead and masturbates every hour
they prolly are an incel
by Miss Dawber May 12, 2020

by DianeSimmons September 13, 2022

people who say they are 'protected' but then demand other people be sacked and locked up to 'keep them safe'. - Alexandra Marshall
Vaccinated to unvaccinated: Hey, quit being a threat to my health by refusing to be injected with the stuff that's supposed to protect me from the virus that I was injected for!
Unvaccinated's response to Vaccinated: Forget it you wankers!!! Use your brains. If the vaccine works then my health condition won't affect yours at all because you're supposedly protected from the virus. Besides, my body my choice.
Unvaccinated's response to Vaccinated: Forget it you wankers!!! Use your brains. If the vaccine works then my health condition won't affect yours at all because you're supposedly protected from the virus. Besides, my body my choice.
by anonymous September 18, 2021

A tradition where, upon a young lad’s awkward yet triumphant first solo adventure, his parents—presumably both proud and horrified—present him with a ceremonial piece of shortbread to mark his transition into a deeply confusing stage of life.
In the north of England this shortbread is often accompanied by some of the fathers custard.
In the north of England this shortbread is often accompanied by some of the fathers custard.
by Poppyseed Monkey January 28, 2025

A person obsessed with letting everyone know how cool he/she is for the fact they just bought and are now playing music/djing using vinyl records .
"I Just bought some fresh wax straight from Berlin"(wax wanker) "Tonight Im playing at 10 till 11 and Im only bringing wax for this one"(wax wanker)
by ( ' ' ) ..... April 20, 2014

Person 1: Bruv you're such a wanker
Person 2: Meet at the back of tesco innit (for a friendly chat of course!)
Person 2: Meet at the back of tesco innit (for a friendly chat of course!)
by noshush November 14, 2022

by Poshkan February 20, 2024
