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Chacken wang

I really fancy a saucy chacken wang
by Definition legend June 16, 2018
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Po-Wang

He's a doctor. He's a professor. He's a secret agent, who dabbles in modeling for Levi's.
Is that agent Wang? Po-Wang?
by c4rlos November 23, 2021
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All hang, No wang

To be a male with a large flacid penis that does not grow upon erecting.
“I heard Joe Shipley has a big dick”, “Nah man hes ‘all hang, no wang’.
by Therealfbi September 17, 2018
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Wang

A sour taste, used often in the deep south.
This chicken salad has a wang to it
by SouthCarolinaMan June 29, 2021
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Mike Wang 2

there isn't much information about Mike Wang 2
but we know that he is either from an alternate universe or is a clone of the original Mike wang

he carries many of the similar traits of the original Mike Wang with the difference being he has been genetically modified to become the purest form of Mike wang

he is more manipulative and composed and can think better under pressure compared to the first version of Mike Wang.

he can shoot laser eyes too
Mike Wang 1: *spams racial slurs*
messi: *kicks a soccer ball*
Ronaldo: suiiiii
ishowspeed: *barking*
MIke Wang 2 pulls up and everything goes quiet that's how you know he's here
phonk aura edit
Mike Wang 2 glances at Mike Wang 1

Mike Wang 1 *stuttering and shaking*: h-hey
Mike Wang 2 smirks and walks slow and composed.
aura 💀
by Mike Wang Toronto Earl Haig October 14, 2025
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wang-whack

That douchebag really wanted to wang-whack me at the bar, probably because he was so jealous that I was gonna tap that hot chick.
by Notawangwhacker December 18, 2009
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Wang-Baatar Theory

The Wang-Baatar theory establishes a balance between energy spent on romantic relationships with other relationships in order to promote the stability of fellow women everywhere...

... with set variables...
1) Hookups (H)
2) Casual Dates (D)
3) Platonic Friends (F)
4) Friends with Benefits (B)

5) Relationship (R)

...and dependent on the combination of variables where:

B = H+ F where H or F can come first

(F + D) > or = H

The spectrum of variables:

F -- B -- H -- D -- R
The Wang-Baatar Theory saved my life when I realized that I needed to focus on my friends more than the meaningless hookups that I have!
by moon&gwangster September 9, 2020
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