A response to someone who tries to shine light on a fubar situation.
The slightly better choice between two undesirable options.
The lesser of two evils.
The slightly better choice between two undesirable options.
The lesser of two evils.
Jim: It's hot today, but it's a dry heat.
Tim: That's like saying she doesn't sweat too much for a fat girl.
Jim: Too bad you're going to prison, but hopefully your cell mate wont have a massive dong.
Tim: That's like saying she doesn't sweat too much for a fat girl.
Tim: That's like saying she doesn't sweat too much for a fat girl.
Jim: Too bad you're going to prison, but hopefully your cell mate wont have a massive dong.
Tim: That's like saying she doesn't sweat too much for a fat girl.
by TarzanSD September 24, 2008
This phrase is easier to understand if it is read as "You can't eat your cake, and have it too". Obviously once you've eaten your cake, you won't have it any more. Used for expressing the impossibility of having something both ways, if those two ways conflict.
He works so hard to pay for that fancy house of his that he never has any time to stay home and enjoy it.
Yeah, you can't have your cake and eat it too.
Yeah, you can't have your cake and eat it too.
by bmiles October 01, 2006
*Tay walks in wearing head to toe givenchy
Bryson: bruh is all of that givenchy really necessary?! I swear, you blow yo money on the dumbest things!
Tay: aye, too much drip gon make you slip.
Bryson: bruh is all of that givenchy really necessary?! I swear, you blow yo money on the dumbest things!
Tay: aye, too much drip gon make you slip.
by BigSmoke456 August 26, 2019
by emoboi182 December 05, 2022
"you can't have your cake and eat it too" trying to hold onto something - an uncut cake - while enjoying eating it.
by labkat January 12, 2009
by dwass51 February 12, 2009
A dirtier, less known expression that mean's the same as "you can't have your cake and eat it, too."
In other words, you can't have everything you want. You get one thing, but you may not get the other.
In other words, you can't have everything you want. You get one thing, but you may not get the other.
Joe: Did you hear that Mike slept with Kelly?
Sam: Yea.
Joe: But she won't be his girlfriend.
Sam: "You can't have your pussy and eat it too"
Sam: Yea.
Joe: But she won't be his girlfriend.
Sam: "You can't have your pussy and eat it too"
by Russessabagina December 15, 2009