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Tommy Tom Tom

The mastered art of doing nothing while others do everything and you act like you didn’t know
The other day I had to do all 3 jobs and lock up the gates and answer the phones while Tommy Tom Tom over here watched greys anatomy like he’s training to be a doctor or something
by The big engine that could June 16, 2025
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Tommy Gunz

Real name Thomas Townsend, a rising rapper from the town of Pixley, CA. He gained a lot of traction from his hit song “Mic Check”, where it received a lot of
mixed opinions. People say he sucks and that he sounds zesty, but others think his flow and sound is unique to where he can make it big.
Yo bro put on that new Tommy Gunz!”
“Nah no way you actually listen to Tommy Bunz bro.”
by thiccmentwerking July 21, 2025
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Tommy Twinkerbell

a faggot with hiv.
Tommy Twinkerbell gets paid by con artists for his hiv blood. The con artist sent Tommy's blood to the county health department for a free hiv test with a victim's name. The county health department tells the poor victim of their hiv status. The guy who wants revenges on the victim pays the con artists and laughs.
by queensburykid July 27, 2025
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Texas Tommy

Either: a very large bowel movement as a result of opioid-induced constipation
Or: a large stick, used to dislodge or break up such a bowel movement that is stuck in the toilet and won't go down
Or: a person (the "index case") who may have produced the original bowel movement after whom the above are named.
Wow, did you see the Texas Tommy that that guy left in the toilet?
by R2xman August 19, 2025
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hopping tommy

a little black or brown bug that jumps. also known as a click beetle.
woah! there’s a hopping tommy in the kitchen!!
by a..dott January 29, 2025
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stinky tommy

The act of the stinky Tommy is when one person (usually male) sneaks a live insect of any kind into an orrifice of an unsuspecting or sleeping partner.
'I thought I was with a gentleman last night until he pulled a stinky Tommy on me with a cicada. '
by stinkytommy January 30, 2025
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Tommy Keith

Tommy keith is so fine he makes my mouth water and I can't stop thinking about him omgggg
by anonymous March 4, 2025
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