simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights (people submissive to you or blind-loyalty style protective of you), typically from male to female; - manipulating another's empathy bias for profit.

It is usually immoral, exploitative, pragmatic (psychopathic).
A type of scam. Similar to gold digging.
Also this is how the money is made on personalized adult sites and by online influencers.

- This poor OnlyFans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're being parasocial.

by veinsofgold June 10, 2024

Farm poon

To farm poon means to actively work to get pussy. Like you are farming corn except not corn. You are farming poon.

“Bro last night Jonathan was absolutely farming poon”

It’s ok you struck out last night, we’ll farm poon tonight

by Yonatan676767 September 24, 2025

Farmed

allow someone to collect and keep the incomes from (a tax) on payment of a fee.

"the customs had been farmed to the collector for a fixed sum"

by Arminkshipper July 8, 2025

feast-farming

the act of continuously eating similar to a means of production.

anthony consumed a consistent amount for ex amount of time thus feast-farming.

by bubblefatfinalboss May 13, 2025

Turd farming

The motion of wiping a post turd butt front to back and then a second wipe back to front

He’s really clean after turd farming

by Fogwater January 6, 2024

Cupcake farm

The Cupcake farm is a friend group that consists of 8 girls. These 8 girls are all very caring and nice. Being a part of the cupcake farm is an honor and anyone who knows any of them is a lucky person. They are always willing to help you with any of your problems. When they became a friend group a lot of people got mad, and some people tried to ruin our friendship and split us up, but that never once worked. We have respect for everyone and give everyone the benefit of doubt. If someone says something about us, we will talk to them privately and try to sort things out, but if they don't cooperate then that is they're fault, because we will be the mature ones in the argument and just walk away. We are all girls girls, and no matter how much we hate another girl, if some random GUY says something about her, then we will stand up for her and thats a given. The Cupcake farm is a very loyal and trusting group who have never once said anything bad about another person in the group. In summary, the Cupcake farm is a good, strong friend group that is the best.

"Look! The Cupcake farm is coming here! I miss them, I haven't seen them in a while :)"

by AV564 December 9, 2023

quarter farm

The practice of obtaining "free" quarters by feeding dollar bills into a vending machine and pressing "coin return".

I didn't have change for the meter, so I had to quarter farm the coke machine.

by Davidfreesefan23 February 20, 2015