Epic

Now the most over-used word in the English language. An adjective once reserved to describe a truly memorable event--such as a Lunar Landing--the word is now used to describe EVERYTHING: bowel movements, loaves of cranberry bread, half-assed performances on America's Got Talent, lame jokes, shitty outfits, and utterly immemorable moments such as that night you got drunk, slipped in piss, and barely avoided falling into the urinal. (Whereas HAD you fallen headfirst into the toilet... it would have actually BEEN epic, you moron.)

Dude, you shoulda seen the shit I took this morning--it was epic!
Hey, Mike, try one of these cheese-sticks--they're epic!
Bro, the blowjob I got last night was EPIC! (Fails to mention it was the only blowjob he's ever had, so how the fuck would he know?)

by Jimmy C! December 17, 2024

Epic Cock And Balls

like normal cock and balls, but wayyyyy cooler

i have epic cock and balls

by Kumtukey fly chimken September 15, 2021

Epic

EPIC SANS THE MOST AMAAZING PERSON EVER HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! HE'S FRIENDS WITH CROSS AND THE BEST MAN EVER

Epic is really smoochy

by OREOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO January 29, 2022

epic-ona-stick

sticks that are totally epic often used when somone is thinking of that epic event in stick formation

dude- holy shit look at that flying elephant!
dudett- wow thats totally epic-ona-stick!

by zilla grenderbeak June 19, 2011

Epic Pile Of Cust

When someone is so gross and disgusting.

Also known as EPOC.

Look! There's the Epic Pile Of Cust!

by Sanasaaaaa May 1, 2010

Epic Gamers group

A Discord group filled with a bunch of scumbag cretins.

Fun fact time, now that I've properly anylyzed the situation after 2 weeks

the Epic Gamers group and FurretPL are scumbags

by Mogger Yoda March 24, 2024

EPIC Senior

A college undergraduate 7th year, or more, senior

Do any of you want to date a Epic Senior?

by Watson42 October 17, 2011