what you say to someone who has offended you without having to worry about a comeback because they'll be to confused to respond. i swear its a complete and real sentance. note that the word above is shrtened and cutoff. full length above.
Person: "Poser!"
Emo Kid: "Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your fucking mother get fucking fucked by fucking fuckholes who fuck fucking fuckers like your fucking self and motherfuckers like themselves so they can fucking live without fucking having to fucking pay fuckass whores like your sister who used to fuck the fucking fuckholes that fucked your motherfucking mother who fucked lots of fucking men that weren't your fucking father on her fucking business trips she fucking set up to fucking get away from your fucking fugly face."
Emo Kid: "Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your fucking mother get fucking fucked by fucking fuckholes who fuck fucking fuckers like your fucking self and motherfuckers like themselves so they can fucking live without fucking having to fucking pay fuckass whores like your sister who used to fuck the fucking fuckholes that fucked your motherfucking mother who fucked lots of fucking men that weren't your fucking father on her fucking business trips she fucking set up to fucking get away from your fucking fugly face."
by ThatChickWhoKicks@$$! September 28, 2009
Get the Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your mug. "Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"
by basedwhip February 15, 2023
Get the you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girlmug. Who did I harass? This fucking goateed midget is OBSESSED with me! He's in love with me! Seriously! Joe, if you end up killing me for threatening you kids, make sure you send this guy my skin so he can finish the transformation, holy shit! His WHOLE LIFE is ABOUT me, dawg! This is wild! If you told me that he had some overies impanted in his prostate so that I could breed him.... I would believe you.
Hym "OOOOH! DEFENDER OF WOMEN! THAT GOLDEN CAMPION WE ALL NEED! HE'S DEFENDING WOMEN FROM HARASSMENT! Okokok, so listen... I'm at work last night, right? And this guy comes in claiming to have been assaulted, right? And my coworker starts freaking out on this guy. Screaming at him to get out. And his justification for it is 'He harasses women!' And it's like... You are a middle aged gas station worker and the fattest, grosses, baldest, fish-mouthed piece of shit on the planet. You are not 'defender of women.' He is just the worst fucking communist snitch you would ever fucking meet in your life. Thank whatever God you pray to that we aren't in Nazi Germany because this fucking guy would rat a Jew out for a... Sheckle? Is that the Jew money? It's always the fat fucks isn't it? Literally, the guy who is most invested in whether or not women are being harassed is the least attractive or fattest man in the room. 'He HaRaSsEs WoMeN!' Get the fuck out of here, fat-shit."
by Hym Iam April 28, 2024
Get the He harasses women!mug. Shit-lib "HoW dId He GeT tHe GuN? GuUuUuUuNs BaAaAaAad!"
Hym "It was his father's gun. He could have just bought a gun. My father has a gun. I could get a gun today. Why would he not be able to get a gun?"
Shit-libs "NO ONE should be able to get a gun."
Hym "Yeah, there it is. Well, they can. They have a right to have them. He didn't do anything wrong UNTIL HE PULLED THE TRIGGER so there is no way to stop him from getting the gun. The only thing you can do to stop that from happening is by stopping yourselves from being a piece of shit. And you can't. It's so deeply embedded within you it's impossible. You're not EVER going to take the right to own a gun. Ever. It isn't ever going to happen. We all have a firm grasp of the causal chain leading up to the shooting. It isn't phantom craziness. It's your own cognitive dissonance that is the problem here. So... You know... Eat shit. Get shot by the people you bully and die."
Hym "It was his father's gun. He could have just bought a gun. My father has a gun. I could get a gun today. Why would he not be able to get a gun?"
Shit-libs "NO ONE should be able to get a gun."
Hym "Yeah, there it is. Well, they can. They have a right to have them. He didn't do anything wrong UNTIL HE PULLED THE TRIGGER so there is no way to stop him from getting the gun. The only thing you can do to stop that from happening is by stopping yourselves from being a piece of shit. And you can't. It's so deeply embedded within you it's impossible. You're not EVER going to take the right to own a gun. Ever. It isn't ever going to happen. We all have a firm grasp of the causal chain leading up to the shooting. It isn't phantom craziness. It's your own cognitive dissonance that is the problem here. So... You know... Eat shit. Get shot by the people you bully and die."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2024
Get the How did he get the gun?mug. Referring to an animal who you find cute or adorable, but you don’t know the gender (or just ignore it), you refer to it as a “he”
by BaileyTheCat December 17, 2022
Get the hemug. Popularized phrase by Lil Nas X in the comments of an Instagram video where Tony Hawk was getting his blood drawn for his limited edition skateboard. Literally seen in every single comment section across social media
by MattyGeeeeee August 25, 2021
Get the nah he tweakinmug. Hym "SEE!? 'This guy said X. If he was smart he would have said *insert what a retard would think*. Therefore, not smart.' You did it like right after the thing! He said 'obvious.' I paused it to write the last one. And then YOU SAID THE COGNITIVE DISSONANCE I SAID YOU WERE DOING! O! M! G! That is fucking hilarious! That's almost as good as the IJEWminati thing! Hilarious! Wow, you guys are dumb. Dumb as fucking dog-shit. That is priceless."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2024
Get the If he was smartmug.