oral virgin

An oral virgin is a guy who has never had a boner in his mouth.

I haven't been an oral virgin for a long time -- I love to suck dick!

by eda-skip June 26, 2022

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sad virgin

cat

"Cat watches from the deep dark depths of virginity, because she's a sad virgin."

by An actual fucking cat April 4, 2019

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Pulp Virginity

When you get a smoothie so good from Pulp you feel like you lost your virginity again

"We lost our pulp virginity"

by Insanityqueen May 29, 2019

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phone virginity

You have phone virginity before you have phone sex.

a. Hey, do you want to lose your phone virginity.
b. Yes, lets have phone sex.

by Epic_Stoner April 10, 2015

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A person who has never owned a mobile telephone of the most current generation. Types or defining characteristics of neophonic virgin tend to be non-youthful (old people), poor, or Luddites (see unabomber).

Jon Doe: "I'm never getting an Android phone, I hear they're hard to use and my friend says he keeps hitting buttons in the middle of calls when he holds it to his ear."

Don Joe: "You're just a neophonic virgin. We gotta pop your cherry and get you a myTouch. Androids are awesome. Also, your friend just has a fat f#@%ing face."

by Ziegegeist January 5, 2011

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Virgin galactic

Jeff bezos’ space machine that goes to space
It it launched from a runway like a space shuttle aboard a carrier aircraft then it is dropped at like 100k feet then flies to space on a 90 minute flight

I am going on virgin galactic In 2021 (not really I’m actually a middle aged college student barely able to afford dept and food)

by DoggoVision November 30, 2020

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