Universal Donor

A universal donor is one out of four human blood groups. They can donate their blood to all the others.

Dude A: "Dude, my dad's a blood group O!"
Dude B: "Thats amazing. I guess he is a universal donor then. Too bad he can only receive blood from his own group."

by smallsciencefacts May 4, 2018

universal life

the sky, the land, the sea, everything everyone has and can see but are normally ignorant and take it for granted

I opened up the universal life for a day and suddenly life seems great

by crease crease February 19, 2017

Dump University

A more apt way of saying Trump University.

"I'm a Dump University grajuat!" said Mel.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

eastern university

a small, Christian university on Philadelphia's Main Line. Students that attend Eastern are either hard-core Christians, athletes, alcoholics or are both athletes and alcoholics. You'll meet your best friends here but will also meet psychopaths too. While attending EU you will either develop a fear of geese or will chase them across campus. You also might begin to develop a superiority complex if you start to attend Christian things (aka Wednesday Night Worship). Overall pretty liberal as far as Christian schools go but living in the dorms is a lot like living with your parents. Open door policy & no alcohol. But, given the fact there are 5 liquor stores within 5 miles of EU, a nice backpack will get you past the RAs who could not give less of a fuck and are probably drunk themselves. Since Villanova is 10 minutes away a lot of EU students also self-identify as Nova basketball fans even though they have no fucking clue what the rules are.

"I go to Eastern University." "Where the heck is that?" "Oh, it's on the Main Line. I basically go to Villanova. #GoCats"

by average christian December 16, 2020

university breakfast

A university breakfast is when you wake up and smoke research chemicals off of foil. It is similar to the Kentucky breakfast and the wake and bake but covers any chemicals being used for research, marked not for human consumption.

Chaz blew through that DCK because a true scholar eats a University Breakfast

by BillyP123 March 11, 2017

Tickle the Universe

To seemingly force an result to occur by engaging in an opposite or undesirable/inconvenient action.

(e.g. (a.) You are waiting for a person to arrive for a carpool, so you start to leave - they then show up. (b.) You have been waiting for the cable guy to arrive before taking a shower. You begin your shower - then the cable guy arrives.)

"The bus is taking a long time to get here, lets Tickle the Universe and maybe it will arrive".

by ZCurves May 13, 2016

Milk the Universe

An existential phrase used to describe the feeling of grabbing the universe by the supple teets and chugging down that cosmic milk.

Similar to "Grabbing the Bull by the Horns"

"Quit your job man, go ahead, Milk the Universe"

"Dude, Jenny's down to tongue wrestle. Go get her dog. Milk the Universe"

by yellowshnow May 16, 2019