Taking a shit so righteous its considered giving anal birth; and then preceding to take a life changing hibernation session afterwards.
Has anyone seen Armando? He said he had to take a shit but its been a good hour.
He probably ran off and took a Mexican Nap!
He probably ran off and took a Mexican Nap!
by ItzNotor1ous September 20, 2023
by Telils January 18, 2016
When somebody convinces another person to take them back to their place, under the false premise of having sex, solely for the purpose of using their bed to sleep in. Upon waking, they leave without fulfilling the empty promise the made.
example 1
"Why is Amy's hair all over the shop today?" said Jane.
"Oh, she did a nap and dash on poor Bill this morning and came straight to work from his place" replied Betty.
example 2
"You're not really going to sleep with him are you?" said Nicki.
"Absolutely not. He doesn't know it, but I'm going to do the old nap and dash on him. Uber's are way too expensive right now" Amy laughed in reply.
"Why is Amy's hair all over the shop today?" said Jane.
"Oh, she did a nap and dash on poor Bill this morning and came straight to work from his place" replied Betty.
example 2
"You're not really going to sleep with him are you?" said Nicki.
"Absolutely not. He doesn't know it, but I'm going to do the old nap and dash on him. Uber's are way too expensive right now" Amy laughed in reply.
by Tom McLovin May 18, 2022
When you're intensely dedicated to solving a mathematical question but physically can not stay awake. You take a nap and attempt to solve the question in your dreams.
Hey man, I couldn't prove the equation until I took a hype nap and then all I had to do was write it down.
by Scoobie Doobie Doo October 09, 2019
by BlountForce September 06, 2019
The feeling of grogginess, confusion, and overall mental retardation in the aftermath of waking up from a nap.
"I took a tard nap this afternoon and, when I woke up, felt as mentally incompetent as a Republican senator from the south."
by Christopher Sessions December 09, 2020
Man that tp was so dry in there, I had to make myself a Wichita Wet-Nap so I didn't just bleed out in the stall.
by Krabnutz July 27, 2021