Reverse claw-machine

When someone is being bad so you shove your fist up there ass and open it extending your fingers like a claw machine claw opening up, picking them up, and moving them
Hay, Doug was being a dick so I reverse claw-machined him back to your place, is that cool with you?
by JackpotOnSpeedDemon May 15, 2021
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TOOWOOMBA TIME MACHINE

Toowoomba Time Machine
The practise of using Meth Amphetamine to absolutely excess in a sleepy little town called Toowoomba, thus removing upto 20 years from your life.
by Big Joely July 21, 2023
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Soft Serve Machine

a soft serve machine is a device that is used to distribute ice cream which is used in popular fast food chains and is always broken at your local Mcdonalds.
"Sorry sir our soft serve machine is broke"
"Fuck"
by Wankeycheesefry June 18, 2017
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Machine Girl Fan

A machine girl fan is a delirious fool that needs noisy hogwash to blare out their unmedicated ADHD
"My friend has been listening exclusively to white noise recently."
"Oh, they'd make a textbook Machine Girl Fan!"
by Unyielding_Codger1959 July 15, 2023
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The Persian Vending Machine

The act of ejaculating into a womans mouth, having her gargle it, proceeding to insert 4 quartes into her vagina (rectum if male) and having her sneeze it into your mouth. Keep in mind that pennies, nickels, and dimes will be spat back out.
Jim: Dude! Shes a total slut! I had her give me the persian vending machine!

John: Gross
by Manhandler123 March 30, 2020
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Vending Machine Roulette

Spin around 3 times eyes closed in front of a vending machine and then hit random buttons to see what you will get!
I played vending machine roulette at work today and got a Sparkling Seltzer
by Jimmy Rox May 14, 2015
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Mexican Washing Machine

When one covers there penis is guacamole and anally inserts their penis into the woman
Person 1: Yo man i gave this bitch a mexican washing machine!
Person 2: Did she scream?
by GingerToothbrush February 28, 2015
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