by Shubbir October 9, 2023
Get the Woo Woo machinemug. Any woman who uses filters and angles on the majority of her pics to look doable but in real life she's big, heavy, chock full of unhealthy snacks, might make you happy for a little bit but you're never really satisfied and you'll just be ashamed of yourself later. In some cases the term "catfish" could be used if it wasn't actually the same person in a tweaked pic.
My date turned out to be a "filtered vending machine"
Even spam swiping the best I get are "filtered vending machines"
Even spam swiping the best I get are "filtered vending machines"
by BrigadereCensored November 22, 2018
Get the Filtered vending machinemug. When you take a frozen snickers bar and insert into a woman’s vagina, and then proceed to eat said snickers bar.
“Bro, we had a 4 way with these two Canadian flight attendants last night, they were wild.”
“Oh nice dude! How was it?”
“It was nuts, I gave one of them the old Hungarian vending machine”
“Hell yeah bro, was it regular or dark chocolate?”
“Oh nice dude! How was it?”
“It was nuts, I gave one of them the old Hungarian vending machine”
“Hell yeah bro, was it regular or dark chocolate?”
by DAL to MUC October 25, 2019
Get the Hungarian vending machinemug. by Penncilvester January 31, 2018
Get the Human Washing Machinemug. A synonym for cell phone.
by Aitaix March 11, 2021
Get the Dick pic machinemug. Smoking weed or a joint
by Washing Machine Warrior March 9, 2023
Get the Building a washing machinemug. by GingerToothbrush February 27, 2015
Get the Mexican Washing Machinemug.