Pot Bellied Pig

A severely overweight woman on whose belly one ejeculates on rather than inside her vagina.

I was afraid of knocking up that fat bitch so I made her a pot bellied pig instead.

by Partsguru13 June 3, 2017

Pot Luck Fart

A fart that not only shows up at the party but brings something with it. i.e. BROWNIES
A.K.A. Shart

"Oh man, I better go change my shorts. That was a pot luck fart."

by fattoeknee July 6, 2009

puff some pot

A term that a white person made to say” smoke some weed”

“Just puff some pot, relax, and let your thoughts drift through your awareness like you were watching a movie. Ahh bliss”

by Ksrwhtvr April 27, 2019

pavlov's pot head

A Person who is such a Stoner that the mere thought of weed triggers an autonomic response.

A subject of a method modeled after Pavlov's Dog experiment, involving a clink of a bong instead of a bell, marijuana instead of food and a pot head instead of a dog.

"My Stoner roommate is such a Pavlov's Pot Head, just a clink of the bong and his eyes start to water"

by Anon Anon November 17, 2013

kentucky pot pie

When you shit in ur hand and then proceed to clap, spewing shit everywhere.

I cooked up a Kentucky Pot Pie for those fuckin' kids outside.

by DontBeACuck April 20, 2017

Twat n' Pot

1. To smoke pot n fuck

2. a medicinal marijuana brothel

Stoner: dude, have you been to the new Twat n' Pot in Hermosa Beach?

Stoner 2: nah bro.

by xEllTeex June 6, 2013

Keep the tea in the pot

when you have something to say about somebody or something but you decide to keep it to yourself. also known as spilling tea when you tell someone about what happened.

did you hear about Jason,never mind I’m going to keep the tea in the pot.

by lilv February 26, 2018