Painting the Shaft

Verb. The act ejaculating on an erect penis. Can be a solo endeavor, but usually follows vaginal and/or anal missionary sex. See also; Greasing the Pole, and Buttered Sausage.

I accidentally walked in on Gerald “painting the shaft” after he pulled out of Mikey’s asshole and nutted all over his boner.

by Grundlethunder October 21, 2025

wolf painting

A work of art inspired by a traumatic dream.

John was always known for the emotional depth of his screenplays, but his most recent work is said to be his first would wolf painting; during an interview he told journalists that he woke up in a full sweat and changed by the events of his dream.

by qaptoR July 30, 2021

Emergency Paint Job

When a young adult transphobe, often named Eddie, desperately needs a fast, heavy, bukkake-style glazing 💦 by a group of liberal poli-TikTokkers who are on Soros’ payroll.

Eddie was super thirsty and in desperate need of an emergency paint job.

by WorldsStrongestMayo February 8, 2025

Roman Paint Job

To paint, write, or otherwise mark upon any structure, vehicle, or surface, in order to protest fascism of anykind.

Damn, did you see what happened to the cyber truck? Someone gave it a Roman Paint Job because fElon Musk is a NAZI!

by Anonymous Painter March 11, 2025

paint to the carpet

it's a phrase used to indicate that someone or something is making the problem worse.

today was a bad day, and you cheating is adding paint to the carpet.

by fizarolii February 5, 2022

painting her fingernails

Painting her fingernails is when a woman masturbates on the go, like in the bathroom at a party, and when she comes out the tops of her fingernails are all glossy and shiny like she just applied a new coat of fingernail polish.

Guys like girls who paint their fingernails and who will paint them in front of them at a moments notice.

She left the bathroom door unlocked and I accidentally walked in on her listening to Sade and painting her fingernails.

by Stone Loc the Snowman September 24, 2018

Montana Paint

Montana Paint is what you get when you mix buffalo shit with snow and smear it on a fence or house. It falls off 9 months later when it thaws but by then you've already been paid and drank all the money.

The house looks like hell, Jimmy. Mix up some Montana paint and freshen up the brown parts for Momma.

by Benny Church December 5, 2012