Horsed as a Biscuit

Completely and utterly wasted, due to over consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Kyle: What happened last night?
Tim: I'm not surprised you don't remember. You were Horsed as a Biscuit!

by Drew Stephens January 14, 2010

Horse meat

A word for his bigger package(🍆)

A description of his size

- How big is he? “Horse meat”
- U know what I call that? “Horse meat”

by Yasmins January 12, 2021

Trojan Horse

1. Trojan Horse - A huge, hollow wooden horse constructed by the Greeks to gain entrance into Troy during the Trojan War.

2. Trojan Horse - The act of beating a female across the ass with a used condom, like a horse, following doggie style sex.

That girl like the Trojan Horse so much I busted a used condom across her sweet ass.

by Dan "Mo Mills" Milillo October 20, 2004

trojan horse

-=ADDED DEFINITION=-
trojan horse

A devious sexual act whereby the male pokes a small hole in the tip of the condom before intercourse <<<<<<
Women who believe their boyfriends are cheating on them do that... so if they are... they get the bitch pregnant

See that you add my other definition... Thank you

by Phil December 7, 2004

horse cock

horse cock sandwich see example:

jenny really enjoyed her horse cock sandwich..

by gforce October 20, 2003

transgender horse

an ugly person

Joe: Hi!
Bill: You're gay.
Joe: You're a transgender horse.

by Socially Retarded Vegetarian May 21, 2016

Horse Cock

1. In already in a state of peril things have suddenly taken a turn for the worst.

You wake up late for a crucial job interview and you can't find your keys. "Horse cock"!

by Jack Kovack September 21, 2011