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Skip da chip

I’m lovin’ da dip so much I’m using fingers only.... thanks but I I’m gonna skip da chip!
by Jojo1977 March 30, 2019
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potato chip vag

A vagina that when explored via the mouth tastes like salt and tin foil.
"dude that chick Georgia had a potato chip vag"
by poosang November 5, 2014
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buy a bag of chips

1. excuse to leave a private party to go get sucked off

2. some mysterious errand johnny goes to do in the middle of the night

3. sneaky segue to go have a private conversation
1. Bro 1: Where u goin bro the party's just starting?
Bro 2: I'm gonna go buy a bag of chips...
Bros 1&2: EXTREME!!

2. Johnny: I have to go run an errand.
Travis (drunk): Bullshit dude we're having a party!?
Johnny (douchey): Fuck you guys I gotta go.
Joe (pretty buzzed): Well bring back some chips!
Johnny: Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go buy a bag of chips.

3. Well it looks like we're running low on snacks, we're just gonna go buy a bag of chips
by boosh chugger May 27, 2009
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drunken chip bandit

Someone that, after a certain amount of beverages, disappears into the night, later to be found sneakily eating a copious amount of chips. Generally, the DCB ends their night with chip debris, or cheeto powder, all over their face.

May be abbreviated to DCB, which is close to another abbreviation, DB (abbreviation for douche bag). Coincidence? I think not.
You: "When and where'd you get that bag of Cheetos, Jon? How have you already eaten half of those, and how the hell did you sneak them into the strip club? What's wrong with you?"

Friend: "Oh, don't worry about him. He's a DCB (Drunken Chip Bandit)."

DCB/Jon: "nomnom crunchcrunchcrunch"
by youngjeasy December 14, 2011
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Chocolate Chip Nips

When her nipples are so tiny that you are left with no choice but to envision chocolate chips
Dude did you see Hannah’s tit pics, holy shit she has chocolate chip nips man those things are tiny!
by Creampie_guy69 February 18, 2020
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pussy tater chips

Dried leavings on your face after a night of eating pussy.
Heidi came on my face so much last night that I let it dry and peeled it off and ate it like pussy tater chips.
by Majickcom1 January 30, 2022
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