Peanut Free Table

The table where bringing your PB&J sandwich can get you charged with murder.

Inmate 1: What are you in for?
Inmate 2: I brought a PB&J sandwich to the Peanut Free Table.
Inmate 1: I thought I was the monster.

by Track and Shield November 12, 2021

smelling tables

Snorting cocaine (coke) from a flat surface

wanna go smell that table ?

what do you think that counter smells like ?

Smelling Tables

by atwoody03 June 7, 2023

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by SuchBackSmacker March 11, 2025

table

A woman with no feminine qualities. An inanimate object, an it. Anything but a female.

There goes Karen! What a table.

by Imol'Gregg April 11, 2022

tuscan table

when a girl is down on all fours, has a guy in her ass, in her mouth, and a guy on each of her tits.

Yo! Me and the guys turned Ant's mom in a Tuscan table last night!

by Fabio big dick August 12, 2017

Table

An object that can be sat on or devised by people

Owen sat in the table and divide it by Andrew

by Ikkki January 6, 2023

Where the table lands

“Where the table lands,” refers to allowing things to happen naturally and accepting the outcome, without trying to change it.

Him: Can we talk later?
Her: I’ll be back in about two hours.
Him: Ok, we’ll see where the table lands then.

by ETENKHF February 15, 2025