Summered

When you totally misread a relationship and end up feeling all confused and a little heartbroken because, surprise, the other person wasn’t on the same page. Basically, you got played… but in a cute kind of way. Inspired by 500 Days of Summer.

- I thought we had something special, but then I got summered — turns out she just wasn’t that into me.
-Be careful dating him, or you might get summered like I did.
-Dude, don’t get your hopes up too fast or you might end up getting summered.
-She ghosted me after three dates. Yup, definitely got summered.

by Justaguywithnothingtodo June 12, 2025

Summer

Summer is a girl he is horny at night but not day

Hey summer wyd nothing I just want to have sex with you

by Kavern December 12, 2021

Summer S Holiday

Summer Holiday is the girlfriend to Lyric Walker. Summer is suspected to be from the Sun after Lyric Walker created the Universe. Summer is kind and supports Lyric through hard times.

Summer S Holiday is quite the hottie, no no I don't find her attractive, she is melting my skin off.

by BaconBoi2000 March 30, 2023

Fine Jack Summer

When summer weather is better than usual. Originating from an urban legend derived from the fields of Cornwall.

While looking out across the fields, “It’s a Fine Jack Summer…”

by JackSpriteLibra August 7, 2025

Alabama Summer Twister

When a sweaty pair of balls gets defecated on and then a vape cloud descends upon the shit.

Will orgasmed from the Alabama Summer Twister that Megan happily delivered last night.

by Comerw March 7, 2019

cute girl summer

cute girl summer is basically the opposite of hot girl summer. cute girl summer is when u have a significant other and arent looking for a new one .

emma: hey girl u gonna have a hot girl summer this year?
lora: hell no, ima have a cute girl summer with ben.

by applebeery. May 4, 2024

Summer All-American

Someone who is a college runner that visits Boulder or Flagstaff during the summer and only talks about being All-American in cross country. These athletes usually hammer easy runs, finish outside the top 150, or never make it to nationals.

Andrew: You see those “Summer All-Americans” hammering their long run at Mags.

by Runnerboy69 December 8, 2023