The act of three drunken individuals spooning in a queen sized bed. The spoonage of three is set up with the two taller individuals on the outside and the shorter individual on the indside.
Cat: Did all three of you sleep in the same bed?
Steph: Yes, we slept in a three way kitty spoon and Deonnah was on the outside while Courtney stole the inside. I dont want to talk about it...
Steph: Yes, we slept in a three way kitty spoon and Deonnah was on the outside while Courtney stole the inside. I dont want to talk about it...
by K1tt1es-4-L1f3 January 30, 2011
a question you ask someone right after they tell you to do some you don't agree with, you could just as easily say no or piss off but instead you go all out and ask them do you need a spoon.
it is typically followed by them asking why they would need a spoon, at that time you inform them it to eat your...
eat you ass, shit, piss, ect.
it is typically followed by them asking why they would need a spoon, at that time you inform them it to eat your...
eat you ass, shit, piss, ect.
EXAMPLE 1.
boss man: You have to work this weekend.
employee: do you need a spoon?
boss man: why would I need a spoon?
employee: so you can eat my ass.
EXAMPLE 2.
Guy 1: I knew you was wrong about that movie... it sucked
Guy 2: Do you need a spoon?
Guy 1: why?
Guy 2: so you can eat my shit
boss man: You have to work this weekend.
employee: do you need a spoon?
boss man: why would I need a spoon?
employee: so you can eat my ass.
EXAMPLE 2.
Guy 1: I knew you was wrong about that movie... it sucked
Guy 2: Do you need a spoon?
Guy 1: why?
Guy 2: so you can eat my shit
by B*RAD May 23, 2014
said to someone for purposes of randomosity. Would you like a spoon is a completely random comment used to confuse people to death.
Me:alrite mate
someone: Alrite, how ya doin?
Me: Im alrite thanks, would you like a spoon?
Someone: Blarg i am dead
someone: Alrite, how ya doin?
Me: Im alrite thanks, would you like a spoon?
Someone: Blarg i am dead
by The muchos Legendarios Carlo October 03, 2003
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 12, 2019
when something pops in your spoon great fear will be inflicted upon you-
๐๐ก๐๐ญ ๐ข๐บ๐บ๐๐ง๐ฌ๐ ๐ ๐ผ๐ ๐๐ผ๐ซ๐ฌ๐๐ค๐๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ก๐๐ฌ ๐ฉ๐ผ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ฒ๐ผ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ฌ๐ฉ๐ผ๐ผ๐ง??
๐๐ก๐๐ญ ๐ข๐บ๐บ๐๐ง๐ฌ๐ ๐ ๐ผ๐ ๐๐ผ๐ซ๐ฌ๐๐ค๐๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ก๐๐ฌ ๐ฉ๐ผ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ฒ๐ผ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ฌ๐ฉ๐ผ๐ผ๐ง??
"๐๐ฉ ๐ฏ๐ฐ!?"
"๐ด๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ต๐ฉ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ช๐ฏ ๐ฎ๐บ ๐ด๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฏ!?"
something popped in my spoon means great pain and horror for the person who weipds the spoon.
"๐ด๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ต๐ฉ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ช๐ฏ ๐ฎ๐บ ๐ด๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฏ!?"
something popped in my spoon means great pain and horror for the person who weipds the spoon.
by d1rtbutter February 09, 2021
verb; action; sexual activity involving a man and a (wo)man where they engage in anal sex while lying in the spooning position. This act occurs only when the "front" spoon is suffering from diarrhea and empties there bowels on the "back" spoon while having anal sex. also known as the cleveland steamer's angry eastern cousin.
guy one: dude, i was with a girl last night and we totally did some Dirty Baltimore Soup Spooning.
guy two: thats disgusting. please tell me it wasn't on your bed.
guy one: no, we used the neighbors picnic table.
guy two: thats disgusting. please tell me it wasn't on your bed.
guy one: no, we used the neighbors picnic table.
by Baltimore Barry December 29, 2010
"I've put everything I've got into this one, Sir . . . . "
"Spoon my jackle, son, it's no fucking good."
"Spoon my jackle, son, it's no fucking good."
by zonnzafrite November 23, 2003