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Shmear spit needle of discharge

Very similar to the blumpkin dip tower of doom, the Shmear spit tower of discharge has some minor changes:

Two women and one man in a port-o-potty,

One female sits on toilet and shits while the man eats her box,

The other female stands behind the man and quad finger bangs his poophole,

Both females then hack phlegm (the thick mucus secreted in the respiratory passages and discharged through the mouth) onto the male participants back.
While this fantastic orgy is occuring, both females hold one hand as high as they can to emulate the Space Needle.

When both females are done ejaculating, it is encouraged to leave the boy laying in the port-o-john and walk away.
Elaine: "Yo that sloppy boy is laying fetal in the grass! Let's go draw on him!!"
Leigh: "Fuck that there's a portopotty, let's Shmear spit needle of discharge the shit out of him"

Elaine: "You always come up with the best ideas, I'll meet you in there, gotta grab the finger lube."
by spitneedle August 19, 2012
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Spit

Spit Is A Form Of Mouth Juice That Is Expelled By Sucking Saliva From The Back Of The Mouth And ''Spiting'' It Out.
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Spit it

Phrase normally yelled at platonic couples by obnoxious friends, followed by the most disgusting spitting sound you can possibly make.

Short for spitting your game.
John: "hey Sally!"

Sally: "hey John! how's it going? "

Obnoxious friends: "SPIT IT!!!!!"
by SBecial October 7, 2012
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Spitting Anal

When you ejaculate in a female's asshole and it projectile launches back at your chest
"i just came in ur ass"
"here have it back, time for a spitting anal"
by Mylifeisfuckedup May 18, 2017
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Unicorn Spit

When you bust your nut in someones mouth and while their mouth is open throw a handful of rainbow glitter into their mouth also. Therefore the receiver will spit the contents in their mouth out on the floor.
Im gonna teach the bro's mrs what unicorn spit is!
by Benfkn10 February 27, 2024
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chewing the same food you just spit out

When you just dealt with a problem and solved it, then you have to deal with it again.
i just broke up with my bf
didn't you need his money tho
ugh i will get back together with him then, get the money, then i will break up with him
your basically chewing the same food you just spit out.
by ahfukajshfk May 16, 2018
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Spit Chungus

It is a game played between two people in which both participants compete to accumulate the most spit on the other person's body.
Most commonly initiated by one participant against the other participant's knowledge, and once it has become apparent then both engage in the game.
The game lasts until one player decides to call a truce, in which the other player is awarded as winner of Spit Chungus.
Person 1: Dude, why is there spit all over my shoes?

Person 2: Spit Chungus! Try to beat that...
by NoshyCap January 12, 2025
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