Sniff the wood

The act of giving a blow job with your nose instead of your mouth

He got really excited that I was going down him but was pleasantly surprised when I sniff the wood instead.

by KaitLivPhil August 24, 2014

Ritalin sniffer

Ritalin is a drug that hyperactive children take. So ritalin sniffer refers to a bad-behaving, hyperactive child.

"He's got a small Hitler of a child. He has beaten up once again his classmate. He is a Ritalin sniffer."

by bcsokay December 17, 2007

cock-knocker-monkey-sniffer

When Will Denney flashes someone his ass cheeks while masturbating to ebony porn. While he does this, Grace is shoving a dildo up his bellybutton and tickles him.

Fuck, I just got cock-knocker-monkey-sniffer. Im crying deep inside.

by poop sack December 12, 2010

sniff

Another word for a crackhead or coke fiend. Instead of calling someone a sniff, when walking past them just sniff heavily twice.

Person 1: Man my nose hurt yo.

Person 2: Nigga you a fuckin sniff!

by sonkun9 March 28, 2009

sniffed

When you're high on a drug from sniffing (ie. cocaine/ket/md)

Mate are u sniffed

by Swagkt June 12, 2014

cloud sniffer

A snob, or someone who thinks highly of themselves, an action seen to be sniffing the clouds

raising their nose up at individuals they consider of lower class. more seen as a gesture that implies that one is not liked, therefore seen as cloud sniffing. person is labelled a cloud sniffer

by sheddy hussain January 11, 2008

Tail Sniffing

When you are driving and the person driving behind you is riding your ass, but won't pass you. AKA "Tail-Gating"

The douche in the porsche behind me today was tail sniffing.

by G-Rilla August 2, 2010