shuffles

a black man or woman whom seems to take forever to cross
the street
this is an attitude brought on by the fact that because they
take the bus and you drive;you are not any better than they are!

Next time one of those niggers plays shuffles in the cross
walk with me again.i'm going to use him as a hood ornament!
FRIEND; Can I hit the gas?

by driver_im8 July 11, 2009

Shuffle

Shuffling is a procedure used to randomize a deck of playing cards to provide an element of chance in card games. Shuffling is often followed by a cut, to help ensure that the shuffler has not manipulated the outcome.

Please shuffle the deck of cards so that they are randomized.

by Hero32455 July 13, 2020

The Seaman Shuffle

When you’re cornered by a group of guys and your only option for self defense is to pull out your dick and start jerking off onto them.

When I was on shore leave in the Navy some "Anderson Cooper looking motherfuckers" cornered me and my only option was to pull out my dick and start doing the seaman shuffle.

by Kai Smash December 20, 2022

shitard shuffle

A song including a specific announced dance usually overplayed at all school functions.

Ex. Man, The Wobble is such a SHITARD shuffle!
Dude, I know! So is the Mocarana!

by Youknowmeaswinturdhoneybutts June 01, 2015

sheila shuffle

When a woman wiggles her hips side to side while pulling up her pants.

*Woman hikes up her pants and does a little wiggle
"Niiice."
"Down Unda we call that the Sheila Shuffle."

by MrJonny94 June 03, 2022

foreskin shuffle

Where two men or more take their excess foreskin and insert it to the other mans foreskin.

Yo me and my homie were in a lockdown bc of Coronavirus so we tried a foreskin shuffle

by Jb runit April 15, 2020

shuffle me good

when you shuffle a deck of cards really well for someone... geez get your head out of the gutter you pervert

Can you shuffle me good?

Of course i can!

by buddyluv11 May 24, 2017