Thing 1: What you doing?
Thing 2: The usual Corner Store shuffle Thing I always do to get business done.
Thing They are going to get you on loitering you know.
Thing 2: The usual Corner Store shuffle Thing I always do to get business done.
Thing They are going to get you on loitering you know.
by T.h.o.t Conscience 1185 again June 1, 2025

When your wife cheats when shuffling cards and gives herself all the aces and a couple of kings to boot.
by Big Dog the Pirate October 19, 2023

When a casino uses neural networks to influence poker tournaments or when someone defines a word on urban dictionary and ruins poker for every casino in the world.
Man: “ Whoa! Did that guy just pull the ‘ol Kansas City Shuffle and bankrupt a shitload of casinos? That ain’t retarded”
by Crucially Dreaming April 16, 2023

Shuffle and Play is forever, anyone who ever has or been part of Shuffle And Play is a part of Shuffle And Play forever. The friendship will go on, the group chat will go on, they will always be hope!
by anonymous July 14, 2024

by Timmy March 27, 2016

by Ooberschnitzel June 22, 2015

The act of being high on k (ktarded) and trying to find something in your pockets or on your person, but not being able to, so you keep searching over and over again thus doing a shuffle. Typically said person will have the blank stare associated with k while they do so.
Is buddy ok, hes been fidgeting a lot?
Ah hes fine hes just lost his keys so hes doing the ktard shuffle.
Ah hes fine hes just lost his keys so hes doing the ktard shuffle.
by Hashleysweet October 31, 2020
