jk rowling

'jk' is short for joking, kind of like 'lol' in a way, then 'rowling' is rolling on floor laughing (rofl). so together it means im just joking and laughing my head off with the added pun of being j.k rowling the famous author.

"Wow he's really hot"

"Um are you being serious"
"No hahahaha I'm jk rowling you"

by flingo45 November 8, 2013

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rollin

Snitchin on someone like a punk bitch

man, that guy has been rollin on everybody.

by CrazedJuggalo June 20, 2007

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JK Rowling!

A phrase used when you wish to trick another into believing that someone (fictional or otherwise) is dead, when they really are not. Derived from the conclusion of Harry Potter's 7th installment, in which the author declares in so many words,

"Hey guys, our Hero is dead!!

...jk I fooled ya'all :)"

Tom: Dude last night your mom had a stroke after I was through with her.
Mike: ...
Tom: Don't worry man! JK Rowling!

by Tomi the Heffa June 23, 2010

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JK Rowling

1. A genius

2. The goddess of the Harry Potter community.

3. An extremely successful writer, most famous for her series Harry Potter, which is a book series about a wizard who manages to have relationship issues, indirectly kill some of his best friend's siblings, and be a stereotypical angsty teenager along with defeating the most powerful wizard of all time. Go figure.

1. JK Rowling is a genius!

2. Oh, great JK Rowling! Please accept my offering....*mails Harry/Draco fan fiction to her*

3. Harry Potter: Oh...I am so sad! Why is everyone so dead? And why am I so stupid???!!!!

by SongGirl August 28, 2013

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