Check out those stereotypes that urban dwelling minority is perpetuating, looks like he blew his entire paycheck on those Air Jordans! That dude is definitely living the negro riche lifestyle!
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Get the rich treatment mug.When someone gets the illusion that they're rich, but their credit or debit card (or both) have very large amounts of debt. Usually the debts are worth THOUSANDS of dollars. Could also be referred to as "The Rich Illusion", or "Rich Dreams".
Waiter - Your total of the bill is thirty dollars.
Roommate 1 - Hey, let me pay the bill because I probably have more money than everyone combined in this restaurant.
Roommate 2 - *Sure you do*. You're experiencing the Illusion of Rich.
Roommate 1 - WHAT?!! I think I'm pretty rich, yeah.
Roommate 2 - Look at the balance I printed off your online banking this morning, you're in debt of over seven thousand dollars!! Your card will probably be declined!
Roommate 1 - Awwwww shit....
Roommate 2 - Exactly. Oh, here comes the waiter now. Let's see what he has to say about your credit card.
Waiter - Excuse me sir, but your card was declined. We tried using it 5 times. We called your bank and they said your not paying your bills and not paying your debt either. They've instructed us to cut your card. We'll employ you for two months in the kitchen here to see if you can pay off your debt and your bill. Have a nice day.
Roommate 1 - Oh crap, my boss is calling. I hope there's no more bad news.
Boss (Screaming) - MOTHERFUCKER!! Your low credit score some of our clients are talking about is losing us lots of potential clients!!! Your FIRRRRRRRRRED!!!!!
Roommate 1 - Okay , lets leave this restaurant now.
Roommate 2 - I think your boss is such an asshole for screaming his ass off like that!
Roommate 1 - Hey, let me pay the bill because I probably have more money than everyone combined in this restaurant.
Roommate 2 - *Sure you do*. You're experiencing the Illusion of Rich.
Roommate 1 - WHAT?!! I think I'm pretty rich, yeah.
Roommate 2 - Look at the balance I printed off your online banking this morning, you're in debt of over seven thousand dollars!! Your card will probably be declined!
Roommate 1 - Awwwww shit....
Roommate 2 - Exactly. Oh, here comes the waiter now. Let's see what he has to say about your credit card.
Waiter - Excuse me sir, but your card was declined. We tried using it 5 times. We called your bank and they said your not paying your bills and not paying your debt either. They've instructed us to cut your card. We'll employ you for two months in the kitchen here to see if you can pay off your debt and your bill. Have a nice day.
Roommate 1 - Oh crap, my boss is calling. I hope there's no more bad news.
Boss (Screaming) - MOTHERFUCKER!! Your low credit score some of our clients are talking about is losing us lots of potential clients!!! Your FIRRRRRRRRRED!!!!!
Roommate 1 - Okay , lets leave this restaurant now.
Roommate 2 - I think your boss is such an asshole for screaming his ass off like that!
by Wes the Human November 2, 2015
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An extreme form of nouveau riche, where one constantly brags about being very wealthy but either can't or refuses to prove it; and accompanied with a taste for very gaudy rich-appearing decor (often baroque--sounds like "broke") that is combined with items or behavior normally associated with low-class or trashy people. Trying to appear classy and rich but not knowing what actual classy behavior is nor what styles and valuables truly wealthy people possess.
A trump riche person might eat over-cooked steak at a fancy restaurant and cover it with ketchup, or dip sushi in tarter sauce cups while wearing an ill-fitting suit with an Armani tag pinned over a "made in 'gina" label.
A trump riche person might serve a stack of Big Macs and Filet-o-Fish sandwiches on silver-plated platters, while directing their tuxedo'd waiter to light a gold-plated baroque candelabra to provide ambiance while he talks about how wealthy he is: "people are saying I'm the wealthiest person to ever do this. It's true. A lot of people wouldn't be so generous. I make the best deals--everbody says that. I got a discount on these burgers. They only wanted to give me a 10% senior discount. I said make it 20, or I back out--NO DEAL. Make it 20, that's what I said. And you know what? They gave it to me. Nobody else could have done that."
A trump riche person might eat over-cooked steak at a fancy restaurant and cover it with ketchup, or dip sushi in tarter sauce cups while wearing an ill-fitting suit with an Armani tag pinned over a "made in 'gina" label.
A trump riche person might serve a stack of Big Macs and Filet-o-Fish sandwiches on silver-plated platters, while directing their tuxedo'd waiter to light a gold-plated baroque candelabra to provide ambiance while he talks about how wealthy he is: "people are saying I'm the wealthiest person to ever do this. It's true. A lot of people wouldn't be so generous. I make the best deals--everbody says that. I got a discount on these burgers. They only wanted to give me a 10% senior discount. I said make it 20, or I back out--NO DEAL. Make it 20, that's what I said. And you know what? They gave it to me. Nobody else could have done that."
"That trump riche motherfucker just left me a two-fifty tip on a 500 bill, told me to go back to Mexico (I'm Lebanese!), and took his own roll of TP to the bathroom. When he walked out to his limo, that tp was dragging of his shoe though."
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