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Relationship bandit

A male or female (usually in their teens or 20s) who always needs to be in an interpersonal relationship and be around someone from the opposite sex on an intimate level of all costs. They will ditch all their friends and hobbies as soon as they nail down a relationship.
"what ever happened to dean" asked Sam. "He got another gf. No one ever sees him now. He is a relationship bandit."
by Trog11 July 25, 2016
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Relationship

A rank given to not many people. It is the hardest rank a gamer could get. But here is a guide to get into one:
1. Have money
2.Have muscles
3.Have an Only-Fans account
4.Be very horny
5.ignore rule number 7
6.Watch an only-Fans account
7.You will probably get in a relationship now

When your in one. Make sure you have a bed for 2.
by Retard1425 March 19, 2021
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Open relationship

It's simple enough, if you seal up the leaks, your relationship will be airtight again, it wont be open. If your landlord or counselor or outside person died, you'd have nobody to seal the leaks but you and your other half.
Not everything needs to be loosened in life, things fall apart that way. An open relationship is one of them.
by Solid Mantis October 7, 2020
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One minute Relationship

A name for a relationship that only lasts a short amount of time (usually a week or under)
Person 1: They just broke up
Person 2: Yeah it was a One Minute Relationship
by smartperson May 28, 2021
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semi-egalitarian relationship
noun

A relationship model where equality is the norm in everyday life, but with a few pre-decided traditional standards:

1) Finances, household labor, and major decisions are split evenly.

2) The woman keeps her own last name.

3) The man holds the role of higher earner from day one and throughout the relationship.

4) Children born to the couple will carry the father’s last name.

Equal partnership with a personalized twist.
My husband recommends we do a semi-egalitarian relationship.
by arhaaammy June 1, 2025
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Dollar Store Relationship

A relationship that is so generic and basic it's like buying pop tarts from the dollar store
My sisters relationship with her boyfriend is so generic and basic it's like a dollar store relationship.
by HerbADerb March 20, 2016
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un-relationship

when two people are getting married even though neither of them know it yet despite the total lack of compatability and constant stream of insults
skylar and chrissie are very content in their un-relationship
by team america September 8, 2007
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