Cord Rage is the act of raging on any electrical cord, preferrably a computer charging cord. Cord Rage was widely a accepted theory until it was finally proven. On January 13, 2008, the computer charging cord belonging to John JP Cole was confirmed dead in room 216 of Graham Hall, Wilmington, NC. The cause of death was determined to be Cord Rage and muderer, the burgandy chair, was apprehended. January 13 is now deemed a national holiday in honor of JP's cord.
by JohnRambo February 3, 2009
Get the Cord Ragemug. 1. The anger felt when one is unable to jism,
2. The anger felt when one wants to initiate sexual intercourse but cannot due to numbers of people present (parents/children/animals/unwanted guests/etc), weather, partners mood or hormonal situation.
3. The anger felt when one has received a sexual favour but has not jizzed due lack of effort or skill of partner.
2. The anger felt when one wants to initiate sexual intercourse but cannot due to numbers of people present (parents/children/animals/unwanted guests/etc), weather, partners mood or hormonal situation.
3. The anger felt when one has received a sexual favour but has not jizzed due lack of effort or skill of partner.
Stacy: Whats up with Kevin he seems in a bad mood
Jody: Don't worry about him he's just got jizz rage, he hasn't bust a nut since last tuesday we've been so busy since moving house what with everyone visiting and all.
Kevin: (from in front of tv) Yeah so why don't you just fuck off Stacy so i can give jody that pearl necklace i mentioned!
Jody: Don't worry about him he's just got jizz rage, he hasn't bust a nut since last tuesday we've been so busy since moving house what with everyone visiting and all.
Kevin: (from in front of tv) Yeah so why don't you just fuck off Stacy so i can give jody that pearl necklace i mentioned!
by Justa small trump April 16, 2007
Get the Jizz ragemug. Being so stressed over exams that you squat over your desk and take a dump in the middle of the examination.
Person A looks around and sees person B on their desk, crouching low.
Person B: *tight face* "Arrgnnfff*
Person A *shakes head*, "wow, he must be stressed to be actually taking a rage dump*
Person B: *tight face* "Arrgnnfff*
Person A *shakes head*, "wow, he must be stressed to be actually taking a rage dump*
by sazzajay8 November 21, 2011
Get the Rage Dumpmug. by Skylarskank June 15, 2008
Get the Cunt Ragemug. Commonly used when someone online starts Talking "Mad Shit" which Indicates that person is very mad and Raging as a young born child
by Maple zSry August 20, 2020
Get the Baby Ragingmug. A political flip-flopper who isn't really republican or liberal but just seems aggressively moderate.
by Politically Incorrect Theater March 17, 2012
Get the Raging Moderatemug. the equivalent of road rage, but for trains. oftentimes, rail rage is noticed in the late hours of the night when everyone's trying to sleep, and a retarded chimp of a conductor is honking away like a mother fucker somewhere in the distance.
the real confusing thing about it, is that nobody could possibly need to hear the horn... everyone is fucking asleep, or at least they were until the train came around! as if a large moving object with lights and everything with plenty of sound from the wheels on the tracks isn't enough, they had to equip them with fucking fog horns. unbelievable!
probably the real reason general sherman ripped the railroads to shreds during the civil war
the real confusing thing about it, is that nobody could possibly need to hear the horn... everyone is fucking asleep, or at least they were until the train came around! as if a large moving object with lights and everything with plenty of sound from the wheels on the tracks isn't enough, they had to equip them with fucking fog horns. unbelievable!
probably the real reason general sherman ripped the railroads to shreds during the civil war
AAHHHH what the fuck is that noise, its 3:00 in the morning!
Fucking rail rage mate
Why won't he shut the FUCK UP already!
Fucking rail rage mate
Why won't he shut the FUCK UP already!
by Aevion January 5, 2011
Get the rail ragemug.