Purple Feather

A purple feather is when a girl sucks on a man's penis so long and so hard that the penis becomes purple from the less-oxygenated blood.

"Dude, I she sucked my dick so hard last night that I got a purple feather."

by sillyson776 November 15, 2011

Purple Crepe

A Purple Crepe is when a lesbian that has a blue waffle and a lesbian that has a red pancake scissor and the smooshing of the two infected pussies creates what is called a purple crepe. Just like a crepe this pussy oozes purple cream filling.Yummy.

Guy 1:"Bro last night was crazy!"
Guy 2:" Dude I know, before I started banging this grenade she had a blue waffle, but when her slut of a friend with a red pancake came in they ended up making a purple crepe!"
Guy 1:"That's fucked up man."
Guy 2:"Tell me about it."
Guy 1:"Did it smell like syrup?"
Guy 2:"Fuck yeah, it tasted like it too."

by Tig Bit April 17, 2011

purple mushroom

while recieving oral sex, the penis gets smacked on the girl's forehead strong enough to leave a bruise.

i have her a purple mushroom she'll never forget

by steven February 13, 2003

purple

Extremely potent marijuana. Usually stronger than other types of weed. Contains a very high percentage of THC and has purple leaves. Famous from The Bay's own rapper, Nump, for the song "I Got Grapes"

Ay Brian! You got that purple.

I Just got dat purple from that nigga.

Imma try to cop some purple

by DummyDooDooYee January 8, 2009

purple hammock

adj. or n.

incompetent, foolish, sexually frustrated, enraged, or one who displays these characteristics.

derived from 'bannana hammock' (revealing speedo-style bathing suit on a male) and the characteristic color of certain parts of the male genetalia.

n: Boy, the manager at Wal-Mart sure is mad today. He's such a purple hammock.

adj: You're giving all the wrong asnwers; it's quite purple hammock of you.

by alan October 26, 2004

Purple Schlong

The act of while a male victim is sleeping, you take ice and put it all around his penis and ball-sack, then smack there penis and ball-sack with the ice, thus bruising his freezing cold genitals and waking him up

"Dude want to give Nick a Purple Schlong?"
"Totally, ill go get the ice"

by A Furry August 19, 2009

Purple Nurple

(n) The action of grasping a tender nipple, often a male's, and twisting the flesh into a purple state. Sometimes bleeding may occur.

Dude, you gave me such an intense Purple Nurple that i began to lactate

by RobJob April 28, 2006