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Crotch puppies

The process of walking a dog with the leash trailing between the two back legs in an attempt to gain canine compliance through overstimulation or greater fear of the collar pull. (Sidebar: Or the dog walker is dumb.)
Did you see those two crotch puppies on the trail yesterday? I feel so bad for those pooches. Someone needs to learn how to walk a dog.
by Henry 'Maverick' Sapling January 21, 2021
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Sloppy Puppy

When you’re fucking a shorty that’s tiny and she be hella naughty like a little sloppy puppy
“Damn bitch you little sloppy puppy”
by Watermelon tits October 10, 2021
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Doomed Puppy

A character inserted into a stories plot solely to gain the love and support of the audience before being subjected to unfortunate circumstances for the sake of adding emotional weight to the story.
Bob was such a doomed puppy in season two of Stranger Things.
by Wricks July 2, 2022
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Puppy

If your a dog person you have o't to called your dog a 'puppy'

even if your dog is older than puppy privileges.
But really calling your furry friend a 'puppy' just shows how cute/ how much
you really love that dog.
Owner: PUPPY! puppy!
Dog: * Wages tail *
by TREETHE_rat October 25, 2023
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happy puppies

did you see eggo comment happy puppies on her post?
by uheggo April 23, 2021
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Puddle puppies

Damn I'm out of dope and now the puddle puppies are gone
by Thaiceking August 14, 2022
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Commitment Puppy

A puppy adopted or bought to prove or force a relationship to be permanent. The modern equivalent of getting pregnant to force a marriage.
Girl 1: Wow, she sure does love that puppy. She's got to have posted at least 50 pictures of it.
Girl 2: It's her commitment puppy, didn't you notice how her boyfriend is in every picture?
by Fresh Edelweiss February 19, 2018
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