Tennessee flower pot

When your fucking a girl and shitting on a toilet simultaneously . Preferably with squirty dumplings.

"She refused to give me a blumpkin so i made a Tennessee flower pot

by shangschlong June 9, 2015

As numb as a pot dog

Northern English slang
Not very intelligent
As intelligent as a ceramic ornament

He's (she's) as numb as a pot dog!

by Biglump March 5, 2012

Afghani Crock Pot

A Afghani Crock Pot is when a man shits into another mans arsehole then the man shits it back into the first mans mouth.

Man: how was your afghani crock pot?

Man2: it was cooked to perfection.

by Black Sword warrior January 3, 2016

Pot Bellied Pig

A severely overweight woman on whose belly one ejeculates on rather than inside her vagina.

I was afraid of knocking up that fat bitch so I made her a pot bellied pig instead.

by Partsguru13 June 3, 2017

Pot Luck Fart

A fart that not only shows up at the party but brings something with it. i.e. BROWNIES
A.K.A. Shart

"Oh man, I better go change my shorts. That was a pot luck fart."

by fattoeknee July 6, 2009

Come out the pot

When an individual decides that selling crack (cooked in a pot) is their best course of action in life.

“Yo I just got fired from my job, I’m bout to come out the pot,

by Dub_Z1 October 8, 2021

Keep the tea in the pot

when you have something to say about somebody or something but you decide to keep it to yourself. also known as spilling tea when you tell someone about what happened.

did you hear about Jason,never mind I’m going to keep the tea in the pot.

by lilv February 26, 2018