poon manure

The pile of feminine hygiene products found in the bathroom trashcan, usually from a group of female coworkers or classmates synchronizing menstruation.
Careful not to tear that bag when you change it. The girls in accounting have been spending too much time together and left us a lot of poon manure.
by JanitorFromShlubs November 18, 2015
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pooning the loom

a sexual fetish for weaving, tapestries, yarn or anything that could make fabric. And also fabric itself.
Hester sure did like pooning the loom until she was injured by the weight of the loom and had to resort to sex with yarn.
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Poon Metric

A European female who you would like to have intimate relations with.
Damn, that chick in my philosophy class is poon metric.
by ARH December 23, 2013
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Poon Lagoon

To sweat excessively in your nether region. Swamp Ass for female lady parts. (Male version: Niagara Balls)
Ryan: I am sweating my balls off.
Elyse: Yea I am really dealing with a poon lagoon.
by PJ Cooler March 09, 2022
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Poon Saloon

A shelter or some form of mobile dwelling placed on a sand bar for romantic escapades
“Hey hot stuff, finish that beer real quick so we can hit up the poon saloon as soon as they’re done in there”
by PSE2022 July 31, 2022
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Poon Tang

Something I’d like to stick my finger in
Can I smell your Poon Tang?

Why no!

Well it must be your socks
by Country boi makin do June 08, 2020
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Poon Tycoon

A Poon is someone who is both charming highly attractive, and effortlessly attracts women. This often leads to jealousy among his male counter parts due to his success and monopoly on women in his area.
Person 1: hey dude, what's your body count?
Tycoon: well what's yours?
Person 1: 4
Tycoon: that's cute, 14
Person 2: No shot!
Tycoon: mother fucker, I'm a Poon Tycoon
by The Pain train July 06, 2024
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