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'Why do you care?' politics

Liberal political strategy as it relates to social issues. I'm going to break this down to demonstrate that liberals are not smart in any way shape or form and that I AM smart and better than everyone.

Hym "So, 'Why do you care?' politics comes in response to conservative protestations to non-traditional behavior of lifestyles. And it looks like this:"

Trans-gender *exists*

Conservative "Booooo... My incest cult says a magic man forgives all of the bad things I knowingly do and I am immortal... So the tranny can't do that."

Liberal "Why do you care?"
Hym "And it's a stupid question. But I'll explain it to you anyway. As Matt Walsh recently said, they think that the absence of problems (-P) = doing an incest cult. So, they care because when you have problems you are going to try to reach your grubby little hands into their solipsistic sphere of subjectivity for a solution to those problems and that might require them to do something other than an incest cult. They're locked in. Or WORSE... Someone who isn't doing an incest cult would be absent of problems. -P would = both doing a incest cult and not doing an incest cult. That would violate the law of non-contradiction. BUT! What they fail to understand... Is that giving the incest cult credit for things it didn't do... Is part of the incest cult. So, back to the trans example... When it comes to hiring, treatment, and rights... They want doing a transgenderism to = (P) problems. And they are actively working to make it so. And that is the case for ALL NON-INCEST CULT VARIABLES. So we'll say they want X (Not doing an incest cult) to = P and they want Y (Doing and incest cult) to = -P and they are doing that deliberately. So, in summary, they care because it invalidates the assertion that X = -P and if X /= -P then they might have to grapple withe the fact that X = P for everyone who isn't doing X. 'Why do you care?' Politics won't ever work because they will always shift into apologetics. Which is just meaningless bloviating that doesn't address the actual issue at hand."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2024
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Political Derangement

When someone is so dedicated to a political party, the mere opposition of their chosen party insights rage, anger, superiority complex, and division. The politically deranged will verbally and sometimes physically attack those who differ in their view or don’t support their political party of choice. This phenomenon is fueled by political figures, news outlets, and social media platforms. Political derangement will have you excommunicating friends and loved ones faster than the Mormon Church!
Don’t speak to Billy anymore, douchebag voted for Trump, he’s a fucking racist! We should get him fired from his job and steal his dog!

Whoa man, what the fuck, dude just voted for a madman, he didn’t commit murder. Calm down!

Oh, here comes one of those Biden fucks now. Do they know they’re president is an idiot? You’d have to speak asshole to understand the man. Fuck those Biden guys, don’t speak to them, flick a booger on those dicks!
Whoa! What the fuck man?! This is your president too! Flicking boogers? Jesus Christ! Look, this is deranged thinking man, you been watching the news again haven’t you?! Stop it!

Political Derangement: being so political charged that you act erratically, verbally attacking people or cutting people out of your life who do not share your political viewpoint.
by Indomitable January 20, 2023
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obsessive political protectionism

When a person or persons act or react by any means, even violence, to “defend” a cause, party, or individual - based on their political affiliation. Actions and reactions of those that suffer from OPPD will lack respectful communication, sound reasoning, or signs of the ability for the actor/reactor to think critically.
A comedian says a joke about a POTUS and an audience member suffering from extreme (OPPD) obsessive political protectionism disorder throws a drink at them and walks out.
by B Zangaro January 31, 2023
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political monopoly

A reference to when one or two political parties have control of a vast majority of the government over a prolonged period of time.
The United States government would be an example of a political monopoly.
by Vanguard 1998 February 3, 2023
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Politics

Being told how to live but not in a fun sexual/kinky way. Often includes terms such as, "tariffs, economy, and your mom."
Hanna: I asked your mom about politics, and she told me she knows everyhting...it kind of made me uncomfrtable when she grabbed my thigh.

Sarah: Okay who did you vote for?
by Fall1234 April 8, 2025
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Political Suicide

1. That moment when a politician or other public person ends their career and ruins their legacy with an act of profound stupidity.
2. When an organization or group absolutely abdicates their leadership responsibilities for such a long time that they become totally irrelevant.
1. When Joe Biden said "we finally beat medicare" in the debate or when Howard Dean screamed, they committed political suicide on live TV.
2. The Catholic Church's decision to hide and cover up its child molestation problem for such a long time was its final act of political suicide.
by Publius0987 April 12, 2025
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Red Eagle Politics

A Trump sycophant prominent in Election Twitter. He is consistently wrong and is ridiculed by both ConET and the libs. Has a thinning layer of public hair on his head and the appearance of a cross between a pale Vietnamese grandma and an incel.
Did you see what Red Eagle Politics said about that election? He had a completely wrong prediction!
by TubervilleStanAnon April 29, 2025
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