pineapple hairs

pineapple hairs is a word for when you dont know what the name of the hairs on top of the pineapple (anix)

anix:whats the name of the hairs on the pineapple?
anix friend: CALL IT PINEAPPLE HAIR
anix:PiNeApPlE hAiR pineapple hairs l:)

by Alyssa <3 :) June 16, 2020

slicing the pineapple

Doing something meaningless and retargerous and then having to suffer the subsequent negative consequences

It is actually better to no tocar, pider ayuda than just going ahead and slicing the pineapple on your own

by Sexydimma August 1, 2016

pineapple vodka

It's the equivalent of a hot girl in a tiki themed bar giving you a hot golden shower!

That girl from panama 🇵🇦 joes gave me and my buddy some sweet Pineapple Vodka

by urbandrum1 June 26, 2017

Pineapple hair

the leafy thing on the top of a pineapple

I'm gonna call it pineapple hair - Anix

by anixlover1234btwiloveyurutube June 16, 2020

Pineapple Expressing

(Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.

My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.

by Bystander123 February 4, 2021

Pineapple

A mangled concatenation of pine and apple. The fruit doesn't even fucking taste like an apple, just some tropical bullshit.

Steve: "Do you like pineapples?"
Jordan: "I guess."
Steve, to himself: "Imbicile."

by Uppish March 24, 2019

pineapple

symbol of swinger lifestyle

pineapple ,,tattoo or t shirt symbol for a member of the swinger lifestyle

by dontcare1111 July 16, 2023