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pineapple overlord

The original founders of the world we live in, the creationists that bound the fibers of our universe, the origin of the universe was in fact explicity for us, but, Pineapple Overlord17 has recently blogged in the 7th demension about the truth behind their mission and retreat. Pineapple Overlord17 states that "the universe was created in a super ridiculous, puzzling, squ*red up mind game, purely for intertainment. Its really boring being a crazy @$$ pineapple in the middle of space and accomplishing nothing. People were funny as hell at first. Then they got a little crazy... overboard... questioning who made them and crap so we decided to intervein, we made jesus as a prank... and a whole new story with no serious answer they could actually find for sure. It grinded their geirs to a point they got llame as llamas so long story short, we didnt want to fail like that that guy who refused to sell myspace jesus said he would trade us pizza rolls if we got the fuck out of there and minded our own buisness. By now i think its obvious who really won"
The Pineapple Overlords HATE squ*res! Your mother would be disgusted!
by BObIthA17 June 3, 2016
mugGet the pineapple overlordmug.

Ride the Pineapple Express

A way to say “Let’s go smoke some weed”, based on the 2008 movie Pineapple Express.
Person A: Yo, let’s go ride the Pineapple Express!

Person B: Sick! I’ll go get my bong then.
by mrGrimmm March 1, 2024
mugGet the Ride the Pineapple Expressmug.

Pineapple

Safeword for not telling two bouncers how you suck dick without gagging.
Do you guys have a safeword, I bet it’s pineapple.
by Girls trip squad May 3, 2018
mugGet the Pineapplemug.

Pineapple hairs

The green "hairs" on the top of a pineapple
That man's pineapple has some nice pineapple hairs
by Shadowking4 January 28, 2022
mugGet the Pineapple hairsmug.

pineapple head

IBella (youtuber) got roasted by some random dude in brookhaven.
by ivory_plaid April 24, 2022
mugGet the pineapple headmug.

pineappleism

Bobby is pineappleist, and pineappleism isn't nice!!!!
by KoolLeo11 January 15, 2024
mugGet the pineappleismmug.

Pineapple bobbing

The act of biting a woman’s nipples while sitting on her face.
I think I threw my back out last night while pineapple bobbing, but it was worth it.
by urbaneratti January 19, 2025
mugGet the Pineapple bobbingmug.

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