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Phil Collins (drink)

Put about 8 oz of fresh human semen, 2 oz of Parfait Amour and some ice in a shaker. Shake until frothy. If possible, stir with erect male genitalia and pour into a Collins glass. Garnish with male pubic hair. Best served while listening to awful music.
”I’m done man, just give me a Phil Collins (drink). Hold the cheese. What I’m gonna do in the toilet will solve all my problems. Sorry about the bloody mess in advance. One just doesn’t voluntarily listen to Phil Collins without some kinda death wish...”
by LoydMongo January 9, 2019
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Philadelphia Handshake

A greeting popularized in Philadelphia, PA where two cool guys next to one another at urinals reach across and jerk each other off. Eye contact and a warm smile are a must.
Tom and I greeted one another with a Philadelphia Handshake in the men’s room at the museum, then we went outside and ran the Rocky steps.
by H. Bruce Washington October 19, 2022
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Philadelphia sunset

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by KittyXD69 April 19, 2023
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Phil danze effect

This is within the aspect of dragging everyone around you down as far as possible because you are a lazy sack of shit who can’t do anything correctly outside of your own arrogant perspective. In order to perfect this you must weighy a gross amount of weight and attempt to run a farm where you have no idea what you are doing even with animals you have owned for many years. Not only this but pass most of the work onto your kids who had no intention to share the money hole amount of work with you. Nobody will like you even your own family because you are a nuisance with your mouth and body in every way. The only thing you will be useful for is shoving shit down your throat and yelling.
Friend: Yo bro are you going to the party?
Me: Nah I heard Phil danze effect will be there
Friend: EWWWW I WONT BE GOING NOW!
by Legoman26 August 31, 2023
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Dr Phil

A King who sends spoiled as teens to the ranch
Pewdiepie: DR PHIL JUST SEND THEM TO THE RANCH
by Nanaonce_ July 16, 2020
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Peanut Butter Phil

The act of covering a man's penis in a thick coat of peanut butter and then using one's mouth to suck all of the peanut butter off.
A peanut butter phil is really enjoyable for both sexual partners; it feel great for the receiver and tastes great for the giver.
by Schoolyard Tag Champion January 24, 2013
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Dicks out for dr.phil day

Chad: yo whip out your cock nerd
Beta: what why?
Chad: Cause its dicks out for Dr.phil day
by Erectiuscockius April 17, 2019
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