Peter Doocey

Synonym for Santorum.

While doing laundry Mary noticed there was peter doocey in her husband's underwear.

by Peter Piper Pecker April 4, 2022

little peter

it's small.

"he had a little peter"

by dizzy facts May 24, 2021

Emo Peter

Emo Peter is Peter Parker from Spider-Man 3 who was taken over by the symbiote venom and acts like a total douche

“Emo Peter is the best character in Spider-Man 3”

by Emo Peter September 13, 2019

Peter Parker

Whos petter parker?

Bob: Why is everyone asking about peter parker

Jerry: Who even is that?

by FruitBatz March 19, 2022

pulled a peter

jizzed or, ejaculating in ones pants

that girl was so hot i almost pulled a peter!

by Dan Simmions April 29, 2011

Peter Mallet

Your Wood Work slut specialist :)

Big woss over the cats

Oi mate you like cats Peter Mallet

by Cherry picker August 25, 2019

Peter Tinklage

The amount of urine (tinkle) that remains in a man's penis (Peter), after he is finished peeing, that manages to leak out and leave a wet spot in his underwear.

Even though George gave his penis a couple of shakes when he was done peeing, there was sill enough Peter Tinklage left to moisten his pants.

by Ralpha Alpha Tau August 18, 2018