person zoning

when you dont want to be friends with someone, so you ignore them and person zone them

joe "hey wanna be friends?"
lisa "sorry, im person zoning you."

by do this all the time lol October 30, 2013

Stupid Person

A person who isn't very intelligent

A: I just met a stupid person
B: Ahh. So you met Kim Kardashian

by StupidPersonAjfinrrnhf October 15, 2020

not a fun person

Person who is a bitch and doesn't have fun

You're not a fun person

by SmartGuyJo21 June 14, 2017

Me A person

A failure / a disappointment

Mom: You are Me A person
Me: No I'm not
Mom: You adopted
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Mr. Yeet 69420 September 16, 2021

chode person

A person who is wider than he is tall. An American.

He is a chode person, as he is 6ft 5 wide and 5 ️ft 9 tall.

by Urbandefinitions123454331 April 1, 2015

Person -1

The first one out of them all.

Before Adam.

Before Eve.

Before any other human was ever sculpted.

Sad to know that... nobody remembers them. Not at all.

Not even Person 0 shall compare to this being.

They are Alpha, though with no Omega... yet.

Person 1: Man, I miss Person 0.
Person 2: I know, right? That guy was cool AF for the first of his kind.
Person 1: Imagine if there was a Person -1 lmao.
Person 2: Hell nah.
Person -1:

by an extremely depressed bandu May 19, 2022

Animal personality

Animal personality is the human resemblance to a specific kind of Animal which can be easily visualized. Animal term can include fish, insects, reptiles and other non-human living things.

Hey, look at the Walrus hocking diabetic supplies.

Her animal personality looks like a cat, get her a bowl!

The lady coming out of that hair salon. Is her animal personality an Afgan hound?

by Charles R Jr. August 30, 2007