Jesus-packing

1. (verb) The concept of packaging a good for mailing with such skill and finesse, so as to put everyone but God almighty to shame.

Oh my, this packaging is awesome...Jesus-packaging even!

by Rob Hallock January 17, 2003

fire poking

when your partner leans over, exposing butt hole. than you run, head first, at your partner. when your head is fully lodged in ass, you procede to stand up straight, and bounce. your head will be saturated in hot sause, to help stimulate.

My cousin was fire poking his fiance, but he was sent to the hospital because he passed out from lack of oxygen!!!

by kiwi1313 August 24, 2008

parking

1. to postition a vehicle in a designated area for storage.

2. to be pretty good at golf.

1. i parked my car before i went into the store
2. look at my score today! i am the PAR-KING!

by Klosterman6969 July 29, 2004

pornstar parking

1. To park one's car in multiple spaces at any given time

Dude, I love how we're parked in 3 spaces, now we'll piss off the restaurant manager. Yea, that's pornstar parking for ya'.

by Austin Bade January 9, 2007

packing plastic

Using a dildo/vibrator in one's vagina or anus. Refers to insertion of ('packing') the sex toy ('plastic') into the orifice of choice.

1:
"There's a hell of a noise coming from Clare's room. She got a man in there, or is she packing plastic?"

2:
Judy: "Hey Jane. You been gettin' much action recently?"
Jane: "I don't need a man. I slip a rampant rabbit in my snatch, a pocket pleaser up my ass pipe, and I'm away!"
Judy: "Hell, girlfriend! Yo packin' plastic!"

3:
"I'm packing plastic, and that's what makes my life so fucking fantastic."

by Norm Cherry February 11, 2009

pekingese

a small dog with a squished in face

that pekingese looks like she got hit my a bus

by momo own October 11, 2009

Peaking

Peaking is when you poop so much that the poop looks like a mountain. With the top peaking over the water making a peak.

I took such a big poop it was peaking.

by Peaking January 7, 2015