Open Seating

Mooning, intentional or otherwise

When the bagpiper's skirt blew up, I could see his open seating.

by Queen of all Good Things July 28, 2009

The Cincinnati Open

On their back and blacked out.

We were doing the Cincinnati Open when suddenly they came too and kicked me in the nards.

by DrDingleGinger August 14, 2025

Open Marriages

It says nothing about open marriages because he was pretending to be me and is a rapist, Brett Cooper, and you are covering it up becaaaaause? She likes rape! Brett Cooper likes rape and covers it up on her podcast! Brett Cooper likes RAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!

Hym "Yep. She likes rape and is likely covering it up so she can blame open marriages. She knows she just doesn't want to share her fat-cock."

by Hym Iam August 30, 2025

Opened the ham

A phrase that can be used upon unexpectedly smelling an anonymous fart smell to investigate who the culprit is.

Colin : Eeeeeeeeew!!!!! Who's opened the ham? Was it you you dirty little rotter? That's rank that is.

Bouncer : I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave sir, and advise sir that sir is no longer welcome in this establishment.

by Pourl January 15, 2008

auto-open

Any person with a bad sense of privacy or confidentiality. Will repeat things shared in confidence and then say you never said it was a secret. People who share pictures of other people without asking.

Be careful of telling Sarah about your kinks, she's an auto-open.

by QuantumG March 15, 2018

dutch opening

When in the Dutch oven, someone lifts up the blanket to let some fresh air in. Often followed by another round of suffocating, rancid farts.

I thought the Dutch oven incident was over but it turned out it was just a Dutch opening

by Dellamia September 6, 2017

open rels

Short hand for open relationship. East coast terminology

Guy 1: Thought you already had a bae, what'r you doin with this thot?
Guy 2: Open Rels brah.
Guy 1: I'll be hoppin on your gf den~
Guy 2:Good luck. Open rels brah.

by conanbdetective January 31, 2017