clocked

In Australia, the term "clocked" refers to being punched extremely hard in the face.

Basically im saying IF YOU DONT MOVE THE FUCK OUT MY WAY YOU WILL BE CLOCKED

Dont go near terqauvion, you will be clocked

by I<3Chickens July 26, 2022

Clocked

This is when someone just got their shit rocked without even realizing it

damn she clocked his shit.

by October 18, 2021

Clocked

To get caught in a lie; typically used in a group of mates.

Put your phone away before you get clocked by the teacher!

by SkinnyPeanut April 04, 2018

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025

clock soccer

A heavily accented british version of cock sucker. Used by a person with broken teeth or swollen face. Its a pun on cock sucker

Oh u clock soccers jashghasgashgahskjahskjas

by DialLforDollars August 03, 2007

Iranian alarm clock

A term usually associated with Muslim terrorists who tend to blow themselves up & preceds events.

We were all at the mall when I saw an Iranian alarm clock walk by so we left before it went off.

by Breakfast Imam August 07, 2019

gerbil o clock

The time of day you inject gerbils into your system. One cage is at the mouth, one at the asshole, and gerbils are let in to explore until one is turned inside out by the gerbil conga. Done at exactly 11:14AM preferably on tuesdays. Popular with gay men. The time of day is incredibly important to those performing the act for symbolic reasons. Time specific gerbilling

Wow, Gerry! It's Gerbil O Clock! Everybody pray for Gerry!

by EwoksinspaceUrbanDictionary December 27, 2017