it's just jacking off
by 24/7 jackin off March 28, 2024

by Mathieu campbell September 16, 2022

Giving a goblin - is when you massage/rub someone’s anus with the knuckle of your thumb whilst snarling at them viciously.
by BadHandsJeff February 15, 2020

Someone who doesn't take rejection well & continues to make advances after being told no; a "nice guy";
I went on a date with John and when I told him I wasn't interested in going on a 2nd date, he texted me every day for a MONTH to see if we could reschedule. TOTAL Cheese Goblin.
by kool2bkind August 25, 2023

In Fortnite, when you have zero shield or need shield and your teammate has shield but won’t give you any and stay quite when asked.
“Anyone have any minis ? Or any form of shield “?
Silence...
You die and see your teammates inventory..
Teammates inventory: 10 minis and 3 50 pots.
So they are known as Heal-Goblins.
Silence...
You die and see your teammates inventory..
Teammates inventory: 10 minis and 3 50 pots.
So they are known as Heal-Goblins.
by AFahey-11 December 17, 2018

by Goober the goofy May 24, 2024

An award handed out to the current years greatest goblin (chosen by the 5 democratically nominated wisest goblins) during the annual goblin festival, during said festival, multiple other goblin related activites are also usually participated in.
"Yo bro are you going to the goblin festival this year?" - Goblin 1
"Yeah! I hope ill be nominated for the goblin of the year award this time!" -Goblin 2
"Yeah! I hope ill be nominated for the goblin of the year award this time!" -Goblin 2
by Gooblebob Wibber Moop the 4th February 19, 2024
