Swag Bandit

Someone who steals everyone else's swag.
Seth: Dude, wanna go blaze?
Max: Chup
Seth: That's my word you swag bandit!
by Scote69 March 03, 2011
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Swag Points

A system of points that measures how swagful or dope someone is. Whenever a person does something swag worthy they are rewarded with swag points. however if they do something uncool, they lose points. (Somewhat Like Cool Points)
This guy just just fucked two bomb sluts on the same day, "thats major swag points son!"
by KidSwagg October 29, 2010
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Swag Attack

1. An attack because someone has too much swag; Brandon Puiu

2. Being caught up by multiple females that you talk to at once.
Brandon had a swag attack in the middle of the hallway, resulting from an access of swag.
by mrjohn1 October 13, 2011
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purple swag

When one smokes a grape swisher filled with purple kush / haze, while drinking purple wine.
dude1: ay yo what's he got goin on ova there?
dude2: looks like that purple swag.
by Jim (Mc..) March 27, 2012
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Asian Swag

the smexy mofo's
who wear there hair to a swoosh.
and have pretty long hair.
they wear skinny jeans.
& when you have asian swag everyone loves & knows you even the creepers. -_-
like me! jk jk.
my 'mom' has asian swag.
by my mom is asian, but i am not November 19, 2011
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swag sex

when you put a lil swag in you sex to keep a girl from becomin ya ex... hit that shit good and long or she'll be long gone.
take a bitch to your house and hit her with that swag sex and now she gonna stick around
by Sexology Professor May 03, 2011
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Catholic Swag

When you pray the Rosary whenever you can, you read the NAB version of the Holy Bible. You know where the Pope is at all times and you keep up with the president election because you don't want Obama to take away your religious freedom. You have catholic swag when you wear your Rosary not just as a necklace, but as a statement. You KNOW when you have Catholic Swag when a Protestant comes up to you and tells you that you do not have a personal relationship with Christ, and you tell them ,"I take the Eucharist every Sunday, the Eucharist is the Body of Christ, It can not get anymore personal than that SISTAH!" OH BUDDAY and YOU KNOW when you have Catholic Swag when your best friend wants to become a Priest and he is the coolest guy in youth group and when your best friend Jill wants to be a Sister and you are like AMEN AMEN AMEN!! Pray for each other, Love each other, God Bless <3 #Catholic SWAG
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John: Hey did you go to Cafe Con Cristo last Friday?

Jill: Yeah! It was Catholic Swagged up to the max! See you at the Catholic Swag event next Saturday!
John: Aiight, Pray for me okay gurl ?
Jill: Amen to that my brother in Christ, see ya Sunday!
by CatholicSwagGirl September 06, 2012
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