Tequila Taco

A synonym for Martini Muff. The female version of whiskey dick.

She had too many margaritas. That bitch has Tequila Taco.

by Martini Muff June 8, 2016

Taco Seasoning

Some weird thing the United States invented to season the meat they put in their wannabe tacos which in no way resemble real tacos in appearance or flavor.

Weird taco tasting powder

US: *uses taco seasoning

Mexico: WTF is this shit?!

by megan3.0 October 13, 2016

little taco

A kick ass nick name for your best friend that is 5 foot tall. A nick name that only the best of the best deserve. A name that belongs to the funniest, nicest, and the most bad ass operater that ever lived. A name that only a Cameron can have. -Matt

Hey little taco what's your mom making for dinner I might come over

by Jagaloon October 5, 2016

Cotton Taco

When you first get your period and you're not aware of your vagina so you just wedge the tampon between your labia.

I was 13 and had no instruction before my first period and gave myself a cotton taco.

by Bootsie Barker Bites September 24, 2016

taco tug

A taco tug...getting a handjob by a day laborer in the home depot parking lot.

jaun forgot his leaf blower today so he had to give taco tugs behind home depot today.

by toyotafj62 August 8, 2016

taco club

Multiple vaginas in one area without a single dick in vicinity.

We need some guys with us, it's such a taco club in here.

by anonymous May 4, 2018

Crunchy Taco

A crunchy taco is an adult word for when a lovely lady takes a swim or perhaps a surf in the ocean and happens to get a little sand in her lady parts...and before she gets all clean, she gets a little “down time” from her generous partner....the partner then gets a crunchy taco.

Who doesn’t like salt? And it means she’s active not dirty. New way to use the word “Salty”.

Hey Steve what did you do last night?

“First I had a crunchy taco, then I was starving so me and my lady got some street tacos.”

by Janine LaSalle February 4, 2018