wang muffin

A term used usually in a fit of girlie anger to insult or put down someone.
Can also be used as a term of endearment.

Man, my prof. gave me a D-!! He's such a wang muffin!!

Laura, I love you, but you're a wang muffin!!

by Jenjy May 25, 2006

trucker muffin

The girlfriend of a close friend whose facial features and body type are an abomination to the female species. Usually with something known as a 'muffin top,' or too much hanging over pants that are far too tight. Ew.
Also, said 'trucker muffin' will refuse to stop truckin' while begging for sexual activity or attention of some kind.

Damn, trucker muffin's got JT on a leash and it ain't pretty.

by Joz-E September 30, 2006

Muffin Fluffer

1) Generally, a woman who masturbates although it can be applied to men as well
2) Derogatory term similar to wanker or jerkoff but usually applied to females

1) She's obviously a muffin fluffer
2) I can't believe she told everyone that story. What a muffin fluffer

by ElliotM November 25, 2008

alterna-muffin

A hot alternative or punk girl. Tattoos and piercings are key.

Remember that alterna-muffin we met at the Blink concert last weeekend? Yeah, I tapped that!

by N Jacobs August 24, 2004

dill muffin

not a muffin but a name that degrades someone so bad it counts as a walrus slap

Jill your the biggest hor ever, said Tim
Tim your a fucking dill muffin retorted Jill
Oh my god you got fucking own bitch hole said Taylor

by killer po November 13, 2007

selling muffins

A way of describing a girl's cleavage, referring to the way a muffin top looks. Especially girls in low cut shirts that know they are showing off a little.

Did you see that girl?

Yeah, shes selling muffins!

by sublimex1 October 29, 2007

Brown Muffin

Some who eats the shit out of your asshole while it is hanging out such as a turtle head.

Man your breath smells like shit did you get a brown muffin.

by rich dog aka dick April 19, 2011