frosty machine

The act of defecating on the chest of a willing partner, be that male or female (equal opportunity grossness). What makes the frosty machine special from your tradition "dump on chest" is the consistency of the fecal matter. Traditionally, after eating a bunch of spicy food and washing it down with alcohol, the poo stream tends to get a mushy, "is it a solid or is it a liquid" consistency. When dropping this sort of brown trout on the breasteses, you are accomplishing a frosty machine. Also called a "custard machine".

My new girlfriend is a freak, she actually takes me out for Spicy Thai food, hoping I'll give her a frosty machine that night. I think I am going to ask her to marry me.

by Fuersty August 11, 2007

bean machine

a tool used to stimulate and pleasure females mostly.

Hunnie do you want to use your bean machine in bed tonight?

by Lil' Bean Muff January 2, 2009

dirty machida

To snort a line of barbecue sauce while being choked and taken from behind.

Girl #1: He busted out the dirty machida last night.

Girl #1: Damn.... that's fucked up

by mtownherpderp May 23, 2011

Rage Against The Machine

Fucking immense band. Everyone with any sense of rock music should listen to RATM. They rule. Shouldn't have broken up so early, but still made 4 quality albums.

Rage Against The Machine rock. Tom Morello is a legend and genius. If you only think they are good because of their lyrics just listen to some of Morellos guitar solos : Kick out the Jams, Know your enemy for example. They are musical genius. If anything they are highly underrated

by FraZ December 28, 2005

machine

The government.

The machine has made many unfair laws.

by Noah June 29, 2003

fag machine

Is an extension to the word fag and is used to empathize the point of how much of a fag they are. This is harsher than calling someone a fag, because they are such a fag that they could/are creating fags themselves in a machine-like industrial fashion. Usually used when an annoying action/behavior is made.

Stop being such a fag machine and come out to the bar.

by Salem XIII February 27, 2008

Dizzy Muchies

Dizzy Muchies is when your drinking alcholic beverages while simultaneously smoking Marajuana. You tend to get dizzy do to alcohol while very hungrey do to weed.

I totally got the dizzy muchies last night at Danielles party! I ate eveything in sight, while being drunk as fuck!

by DaniLee 20 January 14, 2014