brown mouse

a turd that makes an early escape when you have to shit and can't find a bathroom

Dude- I gotta go change,the brown mouse just crawled out of his hole

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

Mouse and Keyboard

Dustpan & Brush. A simple case of mixed up words of Sales staff in computer environments.

"Where's the mouse and keyboard?"
"The what? It's attatched to the computer"
"No the mouse and key... oh wait I mean the dustpan and brush"

by Jack Nicholson February 25, 2006

Noonie Mouse

Is a Rodent Species, most commonly the white-footed mouse (Peromyscus leucopus) commonly found in Canada, England and South Africa among other countries. These rodents migrates from one region to another and is known to carry a disease called SocioEconomicoDisruptus(SED)- Level 3. This disease is not generally passed from rodent to human in the infested region, however has been. SED-Level 3 is known to strongly produce a human-like behavior known as Sociopathic Dysfunction. Some Symptoms of this human-like behavior are as follows.
Superficial charm
Apparent lack of remorse or empathy; inability to care about hurting natives
Narcissism, elevated self-appraisal or a sense of extreme entitlement
Tendency to violate the boundaries and "rights" of others
Disruptive and Aggressive, sometimes violent behavior; prone to causing fights
Rodents with SEDof antisocial personality disorder often experience difficulties with authority figures.

The Noonie Mouse is now reported to infest Countries like the Cayman Islands and many other regions where 'Pest Control' is minimal.

by Acero April 18, 2009

milk mouse

Milk mouse came from the famous ancient philosipher by the name of Moe Jiller. We all know Moe said it best when he saw a hideous fat retarded girl and screamed "ahhhh milk mouse." If the person is incredibally fat they are reffered to as milk moose. The ancient mesopatamian's believes milk mice to be a gift from the gods to show the normal people how ugly they could have been, thus making them feel better about themselves. This also, in effect, later on in the 20th century gave nerds and white trash people that would actually have sex with their virginal bodies.

Wow that ugly, fat, retard is definately a milk mouse

by tinkerbell September 7, 2004

mickey mouse

A series of alcoholic beverages consisting of 7 beers, 3 smirnoffs, 1 shot of vodka, proceeded by a whole can of smokeless tobacco.

Dude, last weekend, Mossy got fucked on a mickey mouse.

by Lurland Stephenson July 23, 2008

Mouse Baby

A Caucasian child that has a pinkish hue.

Being in Walmart doesn't mean that woman can let her mouse baby run wild!

by STAG.NANT March 14, 2011

scrotem mouse

a very small, hairy scrotem

hey you've got a scrotem mouse!

by spongeboobe July 4, 2008